doomed to be outnumbered by plants and cats
Month: May 2015
Okay. I’ve realized I could never be in an action movie. Just look at this gif from aou. Look at it. Look at the complete lack of robots. Cap is repeatedly punching the ground. Scarlet witch is pretending to do magic at nothing. Thor is just floating around. I COULD NEVER DO THIS AND KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE
Hawkeye is doing Yoga
Hawkeye is doing Yoga
season ten’s episodes
SPN quotes ▷ Death
EXCUSE ME for making STAR TREK accessible to casual fans!! Maybe if someone did the same thing for Star Wars I wouldn’t spend all my time saying things like “What economic systems would permit the Empire to build a second Death Star in only a few years when the first one took decades”? I’M WAITING, NERDS. I’M WAITING, NERDS WHO LIKE A NERDY THING THAT IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FROM THE NERDY THING I LIKE
I’m impressed that you slid in the rather elegant Klingon forehead solution from Enterprise season 4. Only real Star Trek fans go that deep.
steve leaving post-its on bucky’s arm with little notes and messages and bucky thinks it’s fucking adorable.
“You’re safe here”
“Remember to eat”
“Your name is Bucky”
“Your plate is in the oven”
“Get some sleep”
“It’s July, 2014”
“I’ll call at noon”
“It wasn’t your fault”
“[cute little doodle]”
Then Bucky starts leaving post-it-notes on Steve’s shield
“thanks your name is steve”
“look at the size of this fucking frisbee”
“I couldn’t sleep so I put this on your shield”
“why does no one think to just shoot your legs when you hide behind this”
“why did I not think to just shoot your legs”
“just kidding”
“buy more chicken nuggets”
“[the cute little doodle Steve left on his arm, now with sunglasses]”
The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me. Slightly.
Steve Rogers as Justice and Thor Odinson as The Sun
Captain America with COWS
This is a not-complete masterlist of Captain America fics featuring cows. I only add fics where cows play a bigger part in the plot, even if they are only mentioned.
The fics are listed in alphabetical order.
I don’t expect this list to grow big, given the specificity of the topic, but who knows. Feel free to rec me CA fics with cows, and I’ll put them into the masterlist.
For These I Watch Tonight
by:
hansbekhartleupagus // AO3Gen, 2002 words, Teen and Up
Description: “This is not a story about a cow.”
The Not-Christmas Not-Truce of 1944
by: dropdeaddream // AO3
Gen, 1416, Teen and Up
Description: “Bucky stabs a man in the neck.
The cow moos.”
This is so important. The fact that there were two deeply similar works of great high literature involving cows written within the same year is a true phenomenon.
Edited to correct the author on that first one. Guscakes deserves the praise for that masterpiece.
Avengers Character Meme: BLACK WIDOW
“I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skill set. I didn’t care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD’s radar in a bad way.”
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