“Guys, look, the only POSSIBLE WAY you can infiltrate this place is by pretending to be gay married. It’s the only way.”
Month: December 2015
[Fic] Bullets in the Gun
Dean/Cas – NC-17 – Alternate Universe – Human, Hunter Dean, Detective Castiel, Abduction, Handcuffs, Snowed In, Guns, Mild Painplay, Plot with (Some) Porn
“Sorry, sweetheart, but I’m going to need to borrow your car.“
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For darkforetold and the spn_j2 xmas exchange, and the prompts: "assassins/targets or cops/criminals” + “rough sex, gunplay”. The biggest thanks to queeniebroccolini for betaing!
Looking back on 2015
1: What did you do in 2015 that you’d never done before?
2: Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
3: Did anyone close to you give birth?
4: Did anyone close to you die?
5: What countries did you visit?
6: What would you like to have in 2016 that you lacked in 2015
7: What dates from 2015 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
8: What was your biggest achievement of the year?
9: What was your biggest failure?
10: Did you suffer illness or injury?
11: What was the best thing you bought?
12: Whose behaviour merited celebration?
13: Whose behaviour made you appalled?
14: Where did most of your money go?
15: What did you get really, really, really excited about?
16: What song will always remind you of 2015?
17: Compared to this time last year, are you: (a) happier or sadder? (b) thinner or fatter? (c) richer or poorer?
18: What do you wish you’d done more of?
19: What do you wish you’d done less of?
20: How did you spend Christmas?
21: Did you fall in love in 2015?
22: What was your favourite TV program?
23: Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
24: What was the best book you read?
25: What was your greatest musical discovery?
26: What did you want and get?
27: What did you want and not get?
28: What was your favourite film of this year?
29: What one thing made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
30: How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2015?
31: What kept you sane?
32: Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
33: What political issue stirred you the most?
34: Who did you miss?
35: Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2015.
36: Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
Mirror!Jim is into himself. No need to shoot before you… you know…. explore that?
okay but what if angels are black holes and halos are just the light warping around them being pulled in by gravity
- paronomaniac said: Then receiving a visit from one is extra terrifying.
- pugletto said: oooh… story fodder
- elaienar said: That’s terrifying and I approve 100%.
WELL HERE IS THE THING, RIGHT? black holes you basically literally have to be in their gravity like pretty much on top of them to be sucked in. so that’s not really an issue. it’s TERRIFYING sure, but explains a few things which I will list:
- my astronomy teacher said if you were somehow able to survive entering a black hole and reached the bottom or singularity, the way time works is that you would be able to see the entire universe laid out – like you’d know when the universe ended if you looked back outwards
- which falls into line with the idea that the angels know all of time and everything except when it will all end precisely (or scientifically, the collapse of this universe is unknown, but supposing angels were black holes they would see until this unknown point)
- matter falling into a black hole creates a disc of light which is probably among the literal BRIGHTEST things in the universe
- there are angels which are supposed to be the wheels of God’s Chariot, so it would make sense if, according to theories, that there ARE massive blackholes at the center of all galaxies which is what cause them to rotate, and those black holes are angels which make the galaxy spin.
- black holes were formed sometime after the big bang, which lines into the story of creation, that the angels came after the universe.
- angels can choose to physically manifest like humans, but aren’t actually. it’s said that you cannot survive looking at them or hearing them directly. NASA says that the “note” a black hole emits is the deepest sound found in the universe. i am just guessing here but you would probably die if you heard it up close instead of a bazillion light years away. ALSO side note cool fact apparently that “note”: “…It’s worth pointing out that the “sound” in question is 57 octaves (and one semitone) below middle C, which makes it 247×2−57≈1.71×10−15Hz, or one whole cycle every 18.5 million years.” CRAZY RIGHT although apparently some sing other notes and basically if there’s anything people know about angels it is that they DEFINITELY SING. anyways you can’t see black holes but you can see the things around them and the soundwaves surrounding them.
- also apparently scientists picked up a death “scream” of a star falling into a black hole but like…
- anyways literally every angel is terrifying BE NOT AFRAID “haha okay but i’m crying though is that cool”
- black holes are probably angels. i’m just saying.
this is exactly the kind of weird christian gnostic-empiricist apologia i like to see on my dash
no sarcasm or hyperbole when I say the gold silverware my mom got me for christmas is my favorite present. Also, the illest
I guess it’s time to change to a non-holiday theme
thanks to coach sam, cas wins gold in the ‘getting dean to open up emotionally’ olympics
requested by the lovely amoosely
Shaman + Human Series, 2015 | by Yuri Shwedoff
If I had been in charge of the Jurassic movies, things would have been very different