[A tweet from Melissa Hunter @melissaftw:
Since a script seems to really help when making calls, I made a MadLibs for Calling Congress.
(words in [[double brackets]] are written in small letters underneath the blank line, in the style of MadLibs fill-in-the-blanks.)
Hi, my name is [[your name]] and I am a concerned citizen from [[city, state, zip code]]. I do not need a call back. I am calling to urge [[representative name]] to oppose [[new horrifying appointment or bill]]. [[pronoun]] is [[insane adjective]] and definitely [[adjective describing something unconstitutional]] and, man, just a real [[noun like racist (or just racist)]]. I love our country and don’t want it to [[scary verb]]. [[optional improvisation e.e. ‘seriously though what i going on? do you wake up every morning with a sense of overwhelming dread like the rest of us? you must. after all, you have a front row seat to this dystopian nightmare. are you going to sit idly by as an unhinged fascist moron turns our country into an apocalyptic hellscape? do you want that to be your legacy? vote no.]] Thank you for your time.]
I knew some wonderful person would have already done an image description and I’m so glad I was right
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