gallusrostromegalus:

botanyshitposts:

tilthat:

TIL of a thousand year old rosebush in Hildesheim Germany. It even survived world war two, despite the fact that the church it grows next to was destroyed by allied bombers.

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1. Obligatory @thebibliosphere tag.

2. @botanyshitposts tags: 

#again an example of the absolute nihilism of plants that i love so much#this plant is completely unaware that its lived a thousand years#look theres a little plague in front of her!!! humans are so amazed by her age!!!!!!#but is she amazed by her age? no. #she knows only that she seeks nuntrient.#she is above our petty hominid conflicts and admiration#look at her vines coming off!!!! she is seeking more structures upon which to place her glucose manufacturing organs!!!!#she demands another trellis from her underlings!!!!!!!

3. This rosebush is probably a fixture in local bee religion.

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dabberdees:

We Dungeon and Dragons 5th Edition classes now:

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