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thotki:

thotki:

if you make the grandmaster super wealthy and like, refined in your human au fuck you… make him the proprietor of one of those weird touristy rural floridian gas stations where they sell unlicensed disney merch, scammy “discount” disney park pass vacation bundles with payment plans, alligator purses, live alligators, airbrush t shirts, and questionable beachy souvenirs like baby sharks preserved in jars of goo… lokis on a solo road trip, his car breaks down and it’s so hot so he decides to wait for the tow truck in the gas station he passed about a mile back and the manager starts hitting on him and it becomes like a cheesy black comedy porno

i FORGOT the absolutely CRUCIAL detail that after his walk loki is REALLY sunburned

I feel like the grandmaster would be (in)famous for being one of the last owners and proprietors of a skeezy porno theater

1) this is a travesty against the lord our god chris evans

2) toy!steve looks like a guy named mike who’d spend six weeks telling you your car is almost ready for pick up but by the time you finally call his bluff and show up at his shop he’s managed to break the transmission AND the seize the engine when all you needed were new brake pads

3) that or like someone just recolored a frank grillo head lol