sastiel, for “Body Swap”!

“This is,” Castiel says, nudging minutely forward. “This is—“

“Nn,” Sam says, strangled.

“Sam, I— oh,” Castiel says breathlessly, eyes sliding shut. His face has a extraordinary expression on it at the moment— or, actually,

Sam’s

face does. Long, wild hair is sticking to the wet inside of his lip, and his cheeks are blotchy, face furrowed in concentration. Sam is trying not to stare, or think about what his own borrowed face looks like, with his mouth open and his eyelids getting heavier the deeper Cas gets.



Sam

,” Castiel sighs in Sam’s own voice, head tipping forward, and slides in another hot, solid inch.

“Shit,” Sam says weakly, arms tightening around him. “I—

really

don’t think this is going to work. Maybe we should—”

“No— no, it is,” Castiel says in a rush, looking up, “I’m sure it is,” and Sam would laugh if he wasn’t dying on the end of his own dick.

“Just—

fffuck,”

Sam gasps as Castiel crowds in closer, arms braced above Sam’s head, and his hipbones finally settle against Sam’s ass. “Oh, fuck

me

.”

“Good?” Castiel looks earnest and dazed, a little desperate. “Is that good?”

Good is maybe not the word Sam would use, but he can’t actually get words out around the gasping.

“I like hearing the noises you make,” Castiel whispers, right into the side of Sam’s head, breath unsteady and hot, “I love the way you sound, how you make me sound.”

“Oh, Je—

ah

, ah,

fuck,

” Sam pants. He knows exactly what Castiel means, because he’s never heard Castiel’s voice sound like this, stretched thin and breaking. When Castiel bucks in a little harder, Sam closes his eyes and moans out loud, hears

Castiel

moan out loud, and his own voice echo back at him.

Supernatural 86 Ellen/Mary 🎃

The last quiet drunk slips out of the bar while she’s not watching, and it’s almost three in the morning by the time Ellen looks up from a rerun of Gunsmoke and sees there’s just an empty glass at a far table, a faded dollar bill tucked under it.  She puts the dollar in her pocket, puts the chairs up, gets tired of mopping about halfway through and leaves the floors under the booths sticky. The dumpsters are frozen shut, so she leaves the trash bags on the lee side where the snow’s the thinnest; she doubts the coyotes will be interested in her garbage tonight.

The trek from there to the house is another icy Iditarod. Jo’s a good girl, and she’s done her dishes from dinner and left her mom half a can of Chef Boyardee in the fridge. Ellen stares at it, unable to even imagine completing the steps necessary to turn the cold tin into a warm bowl, and just shuts the door again.

She’s flat on her back on the couch, thinking about nothing and watching smoke drift silently towards the ceiling, when something thumps against the front door. She glances over in time to see the handle jiggle, and stubs out her cigarette as it starts to turn.

She doesn’t go for the gun safe in the closet. There’s a flat blackness outside the windows that speaks to the early, early hour, and there aren’t too many people with Harvelle keys who’d invite themselves in on the wrong side of dawn. Mary doesn’t look surprised to see Ellen on the other side of the threshold when it swings open, though Dean blinks big green eyes at her, mouth caught mid-yawn.

“Hey, El,” Mary says.

“Hey yourself. Hi, Dean.”

“‘Lo,” the kid mumbles.

Sammy is sacked out cold on Mary’s shoulder, the way only toddlers can be. “I’ve got a couple things to grab from the car,” she says, pulling his chubby little arms from around her neck. “Could you—?”

“Yeah,” Ellen says, already reaching out, and gets Sam settled against her chest as Mary gives Dean a nudge and heads back down the stairs. Sam snuffles in Ellen’s ear, a small whine before subsiding. She rubs his back a little, holds out her other hand to Dean. “You ready for bed, honey?”

“I’m okay,” Dean says, lip poking out. He’s clutching the strap of a backpack too big for him, bent over with the weight, and watching her hold Sam with a sulky frown. “I’m not tired.”

She smiles down at him, a little sad. “What about helping me with your brother, then?”

The two of them are buried in blankets on opposite ends of the couch by the time Mary comes back in. She looks grim. “Brought you a present,” she says, struggling to get her coat off, then bending to pull off her boots. She’s all snow up to her thighs, denim stiff with frost. “Would have taken care of it, but the ground’s frozen solid.”

“I could have told you that,” Ellen says, wondering what else is sheltering behind her dumpsters tonight. “We’ll get it in the morning.”

“I know, I just… damn it,” Mary says, yanking at her laces. “Damn it, damn it—”

“Mom?” Dean says sleepily from the couch.

“It’s nothing, honey. Go to sleep,” Ellen says while Mary stares blindly down at her feet, then jerks her head up when Ellen touches her elbow. “Kitchen?”

Ellen sits her down, grabs an old, open bottle of red from the stove and sets a glass in front of her. Instead of reaching for it, Mary inhales, then covers her face with her hands and breathes wetly for a moment. Ellen kneels on the linoleum to start working the icy knots open.

“We’re okay,” Mary says as the first boot comes off, and that’s familiar. God knows Dean isn’t getting his coping skills from John Winchester, the poor dead bastard. “Just had a little run in on the road.”

“I’m a little surprised to see you this far north, is all,” Ellen says. She tugs off the other boot and sets under the chair. “Thought you guys were making a go in Illinois. Dean started first grade this year, right?”

“First grade,” Mary says, hands slowly falling to her lap. “Right.”

She doesn’t say anything else at the table, just drinks what Ellen puts in front of her until the bottle is empty.  She doesn’t resist when Ellen tugs her out of the chair and down the hallway, past Jo’s door with the pink-tinted nightlight spilling out onto the carpet, and lets herself be pushed on the bed and bullied out of her wet jeans.

Ellen gets her an old shirt to sleep in, and strips out of her own stinking bar clothes. Her Roadhouse tee smells like grenadine and menthols.

“I don’t want to put you out,” Mary mumbles from the bed.

“You’re not going to,” Ellen says, peeling out of her bra, and grabs her favorite sleepshirt from the floor: Hard Rock Houston. Bill was a big man; it hits her halfway to the knee. “Budge up.”

They crawl under the cold sheets shivering together, and lie there while the flannel heats up around them. Mary is curled towards Ellen like a question mark, and Ellen answers by rolling in until their legs bump and she’s mostly on her stomach. Mary’s hand creeps out and tangles in the Hard Rock’s hem, and her breath is unsteady in Ellen’s ear.

“El, I—” She’s whispering, like a secret. “God. I don’t want it to be like this. Like my dad all over again. What would John think?”

Ellen thinks about that. “Don’t know. And neither do you. Can only do your best.”

Mary makes a low noise. “It doesn’t feel good enough, most nights.”

Ellen remembers the Boyardee in the bridge, feels the uncertain pinch in her belly that could be hunger, or nausea. “Yeah, well. You’ve got my best too, for what it’s worth.”

Silence, and then Mary’s body bends a little more, knees in against Ellen’s hip, her lips close to Ellen’s cheek. “Don’t sell yourself short, El.”

The beverage chart is from Saturday morning breakfast cereal! You are definitely right about octo rum and I would include birthday cake flavored vodka along side 🐙

thanks for linking me to the original! argh, reposts. y’all can find it here (x)

for real though Kraken Rum is not to be trifled with, and due to an Unfortunate Incident involved salat olivier and homemade black pepper vodka I can no longer consume any kind of vodka, let alone birthday cake vodka

Sastiel and their anniversary is on Halloween. Maybe they have kids?

for the halloween prompt-a-palooza! can be future!fic of this if you’re so inclined; jack’s about ten here


“I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” Sam says as soon as he’s inside, tossing  his briefcase in the general direction of the office and his jacket towards the closet as he hurries through the house. “Traffic was fu— fudging awful, I just—”

“I’m not the one you need to apologize to, dude,” Dean says, flat on his back on the couch when Sam stumbles in, almost tripping over the dog as she rushes to greet him. His brother has one hand in the candy bowl and the remote in the other, a pile of wrappers growing on the floor next to him. The long black cape and discarded vampire fangs on the coffee table really make the scene.

“Where are they?” Sam says, crouched to pet Sadie as she rubs herself and her long golden fur all over the shins of his black suit.

“Where do you think?” The doorbell rings, and Dean rolls to his feet, taking the candy bowl with him into the foyer. Sam follows, and Sadie follows him. “You weren’t going to make your dinner reservations, so he and Jack left a couple minutes ago. You should still be able to catch up with them.”

“Fine, give me your cape.”

“What? No,” Dean says, sweeping it over his arm and out of Sam’s reaching hand. “Get your own damn costume.”

“If you’re just going to be giving out candy, you don’t need it!”

“I need it more than you do, bitch!” Dean says, yanking the door open.

“Daaaad!” Jack yells at earsplitting volume, and launches himself through the door at top speed. Sam, who’s grown used to having a cannonball as a kid, catches him mid-leap and swings him up into his arms. “You’re late!”

“I know, buddy,” Sam sighs, and meets Castiel’s eyes across the threshold.

“Hello, Sam,” his husband says with a small smile. He’s wearing a very nice suit under his ordinary coat. “We saw you pull into the driveway from down the block.”

“I’m so sorry,” Sam says, readjusting Jack so he can check his watch. They’d be more than twenty minutes late, but— “Do you want to see if we can still get a table?”

“Well,” Castiel says dryly, stepping inside. “You’re sweating through that shirt and covered in dog hair, but we could probably fix that.”

“Right,” Dean says, opening his arms. “Baby me.”

“I’m not a baby!” Jack says at top volume, but still shrieks with laughter when Sam tosses him over. He nudges the candy bowl aside with his foot and takes Jack back outside, trailing the black cape. “Dean, go that way! That way!”

“I’m really, really sorry,” Sam says, shutting the door behind them. “I should have left so much earlier.”

“Probably. You will next time,” Castiel says, leaning up for a lingering kiss hello. “Mmm. But you realize this means that all Jack’s snickers bars are mine.”

“I deserve that,” Sam admits.

destiel, high school popular kid/nerd au, pleeease. bc im weak

10. high school popular kid/nerd au


    Dean doesn’t mean to spend so much time by the river, out of sight but not quite out of hearing range of the top-40 pop blasting from the bluff high above him. This year, the prom committee had rented out the ballroom in some country club that overlooked the Missouri, with an open veranda at the top of the cliffs and stone stairs tumbling down to deserted docks. Dean has his tie off and his tux jacket hanging on a post, watching the dark water ripple with moonlight. The night smells warm and green.  

    At some point the music cuts out, and Dean glances up. The windows are still lit, but now that the hard bassline is gone, he realizes he can’t hear people talking. Nothing but crickets.

    There seem to be a lot more steps coming up than going down, and he’s hot and sweaty and winded by the time he reaches the top. There’s confetti on the floor but the lights have all come up, illuminating tattered crepe paper and half-eaten steak plates. Nobody in taffeta or their dad’s suit. No harried vice principal bearing down on him, ready to bundle him back onto the coach bus that got them out there. Probably missed it then, but it’s not like that’s a fucking hardship.

    As Dean ambles past the stage to where he vaguely remembers the bathroom being, someone comes trudging out from a side door and nearly sideswipes him with a high-held broom.

    “Whoa there,” he says, leaning away, and the boy jerks back in surprise.

    “What— Dean?” he says, blue eyes wide. “What are you doing here?”

    “Uh, do I know you?” Dean asks. He looks him up and down: pretty face, baggy dress shirt, and a tie on backwards. About Dean’s age. Probably not a janitor, then.

    Surprise turns to confusion, then annoyance. “Really?” Mr. Blue Eyes asks skeptically. “I— we have most of our classes together. Our lockers are across the hall from each other.”

    “I feel like I’d remember that,” Dean says, then blinks at him. “Wait a second, Novak?

    “Yes, Winchester,” Castiel Novak says with a scowl. “I’m so glad we could sort that out.”

    “You really…” Dean trails off, staring.

    “What?” Castiel says, holding the broom higher.

    Dean just can’t believe he linked pretty face and Cas Novak in the same thought, is all. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you without glasses,” he says lamely. Or with his hair gelled, or not in a grungy hoodie. “It’s really, uh. Noticeable.”

    Castiel touches the bridge of his nose self-consciously, then drops his hand to glare at Dean. “What are you still doing here?”

    “What are you doing here?” Dean asks, eyeing the bristles pointed at his chest. “Oh, let me guess—”

    “I volunteered,” Castiel says stiffly. “The whole student council was supposed to stay. No one else,” he adds with a pointed look.

    “Yeah, well, time just slipped away from me,” Dean says. “Everybody’s gone?”

    “Um,” Castiel says, and suddenly he looks awkward. "Well. Your girlfriend was looking for you, but.”

    “Sure she was,” Dean says with a half smile, looking out towards the trashed dance floor. “Man, you don’t have to lie to me. I know people heard us.” It’d be tough not to. Cassie had some goddamn lungs on her when she was pissed.

    “It wasn’t really that loud,” Castiel lies, badly.

    Dean looks back at him. “Uh huh.”

    “Just. She started dancing with the football team and telling everyone you, ah. Were bad at,” Castiel wiggles his fingers in a meaningful way. “Oh, and that your car smelled weird.”

    “Oh, nice, hate on the car!” Dean says, genuinely offended. “And what do you mean,” exaggerated finger wiggling.

    “I wasn’t really paying attention,” Castiel lies again, still badly, and Dean opens his mouth to snap back at him. But really, what’s the fucking point?

    “Whatever,” he says, and holds out a hand for the broom instead. “Give me that thing.”

    Castiel actually holds it away from him, like he expects Dean to steal his dustpan and run with it. “Why?”

    “Seriously? You said no one’s here. Are you planning on cleaning the whole place by yourself?”

    Castiel frowns at Dean’s outstretched hand, then at the ballroom’s general chaos. “It’s not that much,” he says, though it sounds like he’s trying to convince himself instead of Dean. “We were just supposed to collect the decorations and clear up the floor a bit. ”

    “Then we’ll get it done twice as fast,” Dean says, gesturing again. “C’mon, Cas, broom me.”

    “But there’s only one,” Castiel says stubbornly, which is when Dean really does steal the dustpan and run with it.

    After a brief chase around the room— Dean meant to trip on that chair even if it did give him a split lip— they work it out: Castiel will continue to man the broom, and Dean will get the ladder and start unpinning the miles and miles of pastel crepe adorning the walls and ceiling. The sound system is silent, but Dean has his phone in his pocket and finds a playlist called Prom Night. Every other song is by Katy Perry and they’re all about sex. It’s hilarious and terrible and Dean sings along at top volume as he peels tape off the walls with his fingernails.

    “Let’s go all! The way! Tonight!”

    The back of Castiel’s neck is turning red, and he glares as he makes a pass by the ladder with the broom.

    “No regrets!”

    “Oh my God,” he mutters, loud enough for Dean to hear.

    “Just love!”

    Blue eyes flash in his direction. You’re going to fall off the ladder, you know.”

    Dean just points a finger at him and sways. “We can dance, until we die–”

    “Which in your case will be sooner rather than later!”

    “You and I! Will b— hey, c’mon, my hands are full!”

    “I’m just trying to find the off switch,” Castiel explains, and swats him with the broom handle again. “This station is awful.”

    “Be nice to me,” Dean whines, “my girlfriend dumped me in front if the whole school. At prom.”

    And then he goes quiet, because yeah— that’s exactly what happened. He’s been trying not to think about it, but it’s not going away and suddenly he just feels tired. His stomach hurts. His car doesn’t smell weird.

    “Dean,” Castiel says, too softly.

    “Yeah?” Dean says, a little aggressive. “What?”

    “… the streamers are landing in my dust piles,” he says, and gestures at the latest mess.

    “Oh,” Dean says, like he hasn’t been trying to aim them at Castiel’s head. “Oopsie.”

    Castiel sighs deeply. “You’re such a…”

    “Dick?” Dean says helpfully, smirking down at him. “Douche?”

    “All of the above,” Castiel chooses. “Come on, we’re nearly finished.”

    They leave the dishes piled for the cleaners that start trickling in around one in the morning and take two overflowing boxes of mangled crepe out to the dumpster. There are some giant glittery stars and things Castiel insists the student council will store for future events, or whatever, and they haul those out to Castiel’s shitty, shitty Continental. It turns out the council members all got to drive to prom. Fuckin’ nerd privilege.

    “They trusted us to stay and work,” Castiel says, glowering at all the empty parking spaces around them. He has to yank a few times to open the trunk, which is inexplicably full of blank canvases and pinecones.

    “Yeah, I could have told them how that was going to go,” Dean says around a yawn. “What the heck is this stuff?”

    “Nothing,” Castiel says hurriedly, and dumps an armful of gold plastic letters on top of them. “I’m— I’m in art class.”

    “Dude, we’re all in art class,” Dean says, and drops the glittery stars on top of them. “A.K.A. the easiest elective this school has. Whatcha working on?”

    “None of your business,” Castiel says, and nearly shuts the trunk on his fingers. “Get in the car if you want a ride.”

    Dean backs away with his hands raised. “Okay, Bob Ross, no need to get violent.”

    The Continental is so shitty that Castiel has to get, then lean across to manually open the passenger side door. The seats are set so low that Dean’s chin-level with the dashboard, and there’s a strange chemical smell hovering around the inside that actually makes Dean cough a little, going for the window crank as soon as the engine turns over. “God, what is that?”

    “It’s turpentine,” Castiel says, either used to it or having burnt out his sense of smell long ago.

    “It reeks!”

    “Yes, wood turpentine is like that.”

    “And people say my car smells weird,” Dean mutters. Castiel gives him the stinkeye.

    “Put your seatbelt on.”

    “Seriously?” Dean says, but the Continental only lumbers forward once he has the belt buckled in. “At least my car smells like a fucking car, not a meth lab.”

    “Turpentine is a paint fixer, and Cassie said it smelled like ass and forty years of fast food,” Castiel points out, then looks immediately regretful.

    Dean laughs a little at the look on his face. “Cas, it’s fine,” he says. "We had a fight, she was a bitch about it, so what.”

    Castiel comes to a complete stop at the exit onto the country road, even when there’s nobody coming from either direction, because of course he does.

    “I mean, I knew she was going to dump me sometime soon,” Dean says. “She’s going to Wisconsin in September. Marquette. Got a scholarship and everything.”

    The turn signal is pulsing steadily on the dash, left for going back to town.

    “She didn’t ask where I was applying. I don’t think it even occurred to her. I mentioned the drive from here to Milwaukee was pretty long and she just gave me this totally blank look. Like, why would she care?”

    He shakes his head a little, tries a smile.

    “So anyway, I’m not sad or crying or whatever. I just thought… I thought I’d be getting some action, you know? It’s prom,” he says, looking over at Castiel. “Katy Perry fucking lied to us, Cas.”

    Castiel puts the car in park.

    “What’s—?” Dean asks, and then Castiel’s sweaty palm is on the back of his neck and dry lips meet his, one lingering brush and a soft exhale that locks up Dean’s entire body and makes him break out in a rush of goosebumps.

    “Dean?” Castiel asks, almost against his mouth.

    “What?” Dean croaks.

    Another kiss, slightly firmer than the last one and Dean grabs convulsively at his shoulder and his brain sort of stalls out there because Castiel fucking Novak is slipping him tongue and it’s so hot his skin feels crisped. Dean makes a noise he immediately wants to disown, then does it again when Castiel’s hand slides up into Dean’s hair and tugs a little.

    A car roars by them on the cross street, and Castiel abruptly lets him go and sits back, hand dropping to the seat between them.

    “Holy shit,” Dean says dazedly, slumped down like the kiss had started to melt him. “Holy shit.”

    “Well?” Castiel asks. Rasps, really. His voice cracks a little as he says, “Is that sufficient action, Dean?”

    “What the fuck,” Dean says, staring at him. “Cas, Jesus.”

    Castiel is staring right back, still leaning across the seat. “Dean. Do you want more?”

    “I…” Dean says, and licks his lips. “What does more mean?”

    Castiel sits back, apparently satisfied. “We can figure it out,” he says, and flips the turn signal the other way. They turn right and start driving parallel to the river. Away from town.

    “Fuck, okay,” Dean says with a totally winded laugh, flopping back in the seat. “Fine. Take me to makeout point and Archie my Veronica.” He’s still shivering a little with the surprise of it, heart knocking hard against his ribs.

    “I have no idea what that means,” Castiel says, foot steady on the gas. The tall grass whips by, faster and faster, wind blowing wildly through the Continental’s open windows.

    Dean doesn’t, either, but he’s suddenly sure it’s going to be great.