First Line Challenge!

tagged by @doing-talking

RULES: List the first lines of the last ten stories you published. Look to see if there are any patterns that you notice yourself, and see if anyone else notices any! Then tag some friends.

ah geez I knew I hadn’t been writing much but this list goes back to 2016; not going to do the prompts because they are legion

  1. “For your situational awareness,” Phil says, a three-dollar Long Island in each hand, “these are mine. Go get your own goddamn drinks.” | Cinderella Story | MCU | Coulson/Clint
  2. “God,” Sam says, dropping to his knees, “oh, my God, Cas—”  | Things to Come | SPN | Dean/Cas
  3. There’s a man named Jesse who spends most of morning rush hour on the grassy peninsula between two pieces of Constitution Avenue, right where it hits 23rd Street and splits to ramp up or down from the Roosevelt Bridge. | Not Just Anybody (Help) | MCU | Steve/Sam
  4. “I’m sorry, Dean,” Sam says through the cracked door, “but no. No way in hell.”  | A Little Less Conversation | SPN | Dean/Cas
  5. Sunday 10:54 AM What are you doing tonight? | a strange thing and a known thing | SPN | Dean/Cas
  6. The third and final game of the day is Steelers versus the Colts, eight-thirty eastern time. | Lights So Bright | SPN | Dean/Cas
  7. Labor Day was big in Riverside. | September | Star Trek / Kirk/Spock
  8. It’s one of those days the sun barely touches, the sky grey, the grass all hoarfrost. | Maleficarum | Hannibal | Gen
  9. “This,” Sam says, hands braced on the dash, “this is why—” | Dollar in the Jukebox | SPN | Dean/Cas
  10. “They’ll get more real,” Dean says, looking down at the small, translucent robin that’s hopped onto the toe of his boot. | Boy with the Skeleton Hand | SPN | Dean/Cas

I LIKE DIALOGUE! I also apparently like Sam Winchester but that shouldn’t be news for anyone

One ‘’’‘writing rule’’’’’ (they are all just guidelines, there should never be actual rules for writing that’s so rigid and b o r i n g) that I really love and try to keep in mind is from chuck palahniuk or some other post-postmodern fuck, who once told a journalist he tries to start all his stories as close to the end as possible. How cool is that? No need to be out there all like, “There was Buttface, the One, who in Crapland is called Asshat; and he made first the Assholes, the Holy Ones.” Nope, you can cut right to the action and not miss anything and not have your story weighed down by extraneous exposition

so yeah dialogue lol

god who writes, uh, @lavenderek, @almaasi, @alullabytoleaveby, @pathsofpassion, @annundriel, @museaway, @marsastronomica, @klmeri, @whitmerule I follow way too many artists this is hard

for the ask thingy: 17, 24 and 26!

ask thingie here (x)

17. favorite AU to write

does this mean, like, favorite I’ve written or favorite I keep coming back to like a murderer to the scene of the crime because ding ding ding the answer to both is “coworkers in love” 

24. favorite scene you’ve ever written

I remember sitting on my bed giggling while I wrote about castiel being taken down by the flu like a deer with a broken leg for shut up

26. story you’re most proud of

too long we have tarried took soooo looooong. it was meant to be an exchange gift and it was overdue BY SIX MONTHS by the time it was published and no one, not even really me, was actually expecting I would ever get it out but (shanya twain): so-o glad we ma-ade it, look how far we’ve come my ba-be-ey… holly jolly also took a lot of perseverance 

For the photo thing: 2&5 :)

😀

2. my desk

Behold the desk, a fine example of badly-modified Ikea furniture (mutilated so I could see the TV, which incidentally is playing The Universe on Netflix).

5. my nightstand

WHOOPS IT’S A CAT TREE

I also use the bed-level bookshelves on the other side