berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

fuocogo:

existentialpizzaman:

o-jessiday:

nasa-official:

when 👍 you 👍 look 👍 at 👍 the 👍 night 👍 sky 👍 and 👍 remember 👍 aliens 👍 are  👍 out 👍 there 👍 somewhere 👍 

use 👏 the 👏 clapping 👏 emoji 👏 and 👏 meme 👏 right 👏

Let 👏 nasa 👏 do 👏 what 👏 they 👏 want 👏 with 👏 their 👏 alien 👏 positivity 👏 posts 👏 you 👏 salty 👏 fuck 👏

They’re 👌quiet 👌so 👌they 👌can 👌hear 👌the 👌aliens 👌

To look out for in 2018

ngalih:

January
2 – First full moon of the year
3, 4 – Quadrantids meteor showers
31 – Full moon, Supermoon, Blue Moon
31 – Total lunar eclipse

February
15 – Partial solar eclipse

March
15 – Mercury at greatest eastern elongation

April
22, 23 – Lyrids meteor shower

May
6, 7 – Eta Aquarids meteor shower
9 – Jupiter will be at its closest approach to earth

June
21 – June Solstice and the longest day of the year
27 – Saturn will be at its closet approach to Earth

July
13 – Partial solar eclipse (visible in southern Australia and Antarctica)
27 – Total Lunar Eclipse (visible in most parts of the world)
27- Mars will be at its closest approach to Earth
28, 29 – Delta Aquarids meteor shower

August
11 – Partial solar eclipse (visible in most parts of the world)
12, 13 – Perseids meteor shower
17 – Venus at greatest eastern elongation

September
7 – Neptune will be at its closest approach to Earth

October
8 – Draconids meteor shower
21, 22 – Orionids meteor shower
23 – Uranus will be at its closest approach to Earth

November
5, 6 – Taurids meteor shower
17, 18 – Leonids meteor shower

December
13, 14 – Geminids meteor shower
21 – December solstice and the longest night of the year
21, 22 – Ursids meteor shower

Add the first line of a WIP and tag as many people as there are words.

sorta tagged by @emungere

Despite what might be expected by fans of thrillers and network procedurals, Hannibal enters the investigations that require his input well after the peak of action.

TOO DANG LONG for a first sentence, I know— from a reverse-’verse (FBI psychiatrist Hannibal, field officer/serial killer Will) I was working on before the Christmas Void Consumed All