tzikeh:

lauraannegilman:

hobbular:

melifair:

moonlitmoth:

Male news anchor shows off makeup blending skills in hilarious video

@fearofablackteeshirt

Please please please let him start a makeup channel omg

“This is concealer, it is for concealing…..things”

“I kinda feel like Bob Ross” “Happy trees on my face”

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face” 😂

“I sweat like there is something glandularly wrong with me”

“I’M JUST TRYING TO LET PEOPLE IN ON THE PROCESS JEN”

This man is my favorite human being right now.  Also, I’m laughing so hard I’m scaring the cats.

“Violently blend, violently blend, violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face”

I am wheezing

timeviolence:

queerical:

prokopetz:

Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.

#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)

demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky*
angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form
demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something
angel: haha ye
deom: *long sigh*

Emily’s Mid-Year Book Recs

alullabytoleaveby:

So at the end of last year, I had a list of books that I read and really enjoyed.

Well, considering that it’s halfway through the year and I’ve officially read just as much as I did last year, I figured that it might be a good idea to do a rec list now, instead of lumping everything together in December.

So here’s my mid-year list of 10 fave books I read in 2018:

  1. Let’s Talk About Love by Claire Kann (m/f, bi-rep, ace-rep, contemp romance, ya)
    The queer ace ya book of my dreams!!!!!!! Seriously, I cried through the whole thing just because it’s still super rare for me to find books where the characters are explicitly, on page like me. I cannot recommend this book highly enough. 

  2. The Queen’s Thief series by Megan Whelan Turner (m/f, sff, historical, ya)
    I am eeeehhh about the first book in this series (it’s more of a prologue for the rest of the series than anything else) but THE QUEEN AND KING OF ATTOLIA YOU GUYS!!!! Both of those books are so fucking fantastic. Especially Queen of Attolia. Eugenides is my trashfire son (and I’ve loved him since the moment he was like ‘fuck this’, jumped off his horse, and fell asleep on the side of the road) and Irene is a rare and fantastic female character: ruthless, manipulative, and unapologetic. The rest of the ensemble of characters are wonderful as well (Eddis!!! Sophos, my sweet summer child!! The Magus! Kamet and Costis!). It’s been legit like 6 months and I’m still thinking about how much I loved this series to death. Run, don’t walk, and read it so that I have more people to get excited with about the new one that’s coming out next year. 

  3. Circe by Madeline Miller (m/f, historical)
    Recc’ed to me by the wonderful @musingsdeme because Madeline Miller is amazing. I refuse to read Song of Achilles (look, I know it doesn’t end well and I don’t need to put myself through that. Big shout out to the Iliad for the spoilers!), so I was super excited to see that Miller had a book out that I could give a fair shot. Circe is such a wonderful, well rounded character and her journey through Greek mythology is fascinating. (CW for explicit sexual assault/rape)

  4. Clockwork Boys/The Wonder Engine by T. Kingfisher (m/f, fantasy)
    This is essentially high fantasy, adult, Six of Crows. That’s it. I’ve got nothing else to add other than you’re missing out if you don’t read it.

  5. After the Wedding by Courtney Milan (m/f, bi-rep, historical romance)
    Listen, my love for Courtney Milan knows no bounds. But this book, man. Just. Right in the heart. 

  6. Witchmark by CL Polk (m/m, sff, historical romance, mystery)
    I waited eagerly for this book for MONTHS and once I got it, I devoured it in less than 48 hours. Miles is such a good boy who just wants to help people and Tristan just wants good things for him and I love them both so much???? I loved the world building in this, I loved the characters, and if you didn’t know how much I enjoy a side heaping of IR in my sff novels from past recs, well, now you do. 

  7. The Summer of Jordi Perez by Amy Spalding (f/f, contemp romance, ya)
    This is an absolutely swoon worthy lesbian ya novel and I loved it to pieces. Exactly what I needed at the time that I read it. Fluffy, fun, and a perfect summer read.

  8. Small Change by Roan Parrish (m/f, bi-rep, contemp romance)
    Roan Parrish writes some really great romance novels, but I love this one a little bit more than her others (except for maybe the Remaking of Corbin Wale, but I read that last year so it’s disqualified from this list). Ginger is so wonderful and Chris has the patience of a saint. Honestly, I really love romance novels where the only thing keeping the MCs from their happily ever after is themselves. There’s no big bad, no over the top plot that must be solved/stopped. Just two characters who really like each other and have to put effort into making it work and dealing with their own baggage. I’m so here for character growth. The sequel, Invitation to the Blues, is also good and a really great exploration of recovery from depression/mental illness (CW for attempted suicide in that one though).

  9. The Bear and the Nightengale by Katherine Arden (historical, fantasy)
    Another rec by @musingsdeme but come on guys, it’s a fantasy novel set in historical Russia that draws largely on Russian fairy tales. It’s a no brainer that it was right up my alley.

  10. Chic Manila series by Mina Esguerra (m/f, contemp romance)
    Particularly Better at Weddings Than You and Iris After The Incident, Esguerra’s series of novellas set in modern day Philippines are an absolute treat. They’re bite size, interesting, character driven stories. And what characters they are. Every single one of Esguerra’s heroines is a fantastically complex, flawed, interesting woman. I’ve still got a couple to go, but I can’t recommend this series enough. 

marzipanandminutiae:

slytherin-bookworm-guy:

fuckyeahlesbianliterature:

shiraglassman:

floramei:

maderr:

maderr:

affablyevil:

maderr:

amvi1323:

amvi1323:

Less Than Three Press

Ninestar Press

Harmony Ink

Dreamspinner Press

DSP Publications

Loose ID

Pride Publishing

Riptide Publishing

MLR Press

JMS Books

Blind Eye Books

Interlude Press

And there are many many more

I will be eternally grateful to anyone who can produce a list of scifi/fantasy/fiction books with queer female main characters.

Please…?

I’ll do this as soon as I’m at my computer, since doing it on my phone is impossible

Alright, I may be too little, too late, but here is my contribution at any rate. I hope some of them suit ^^

Keeper of the Dawn by Dianna Gunn

As I Descended by Robin Talley

Labyrinth Lost by Zoraida Cordova

A Darkly Beating Heart by Lindsay Smith

Of Fire & Stars by Audrey Coulthurst

Romancing the Inventor by Gail Carriger

Bryony and Roses by T. Kingfisher 

The Best of Both Worlds by Victoria Zagar

All Things Rise by Missouri Vahn

Beauty & Cruelty by Meredith Katz

A Question of Counsel by Archer Kay Leah

Breakfire’s Glass by A.M. Valenza

The Broken Forest by Megan Derr

Clariel by Garth Nix

Ash by Malinda Lo

Waiting for You by Megan Derr

Crystal Cage by Victoria Zagar

Glove of Satin, Glove of Bone by Rachel White

Hair to the Throne by Meredith Katz

Skyborn by Helena Maeve

The Galloway Road by Catherine Adams

The Scars of Jocasta Lacroix by Jack Harvey

Treason by Althea Claire Duffy

Walking on Knives by Maya Chhabra

Winterbourne’s Daughter by Stephanie Rabig

Addict by Matt Doyle

Shaper by Christine Danse

Nightshade by Brooke Radley

The Caphenon by Fletcher DeLancey

Daughter of Mystery by Heather Rose Jones

The Cybernetic Tea Shop by Meredith Katz

Ice Massacre by Tiana Warner

Okay, hopefully that’s a good start ❤

the OP of the screenshotted tweet is on tumblr, and an author too, having put out Chameleon Moon and related stories. 

I’m really relieved that both RoAnna and Heather’s books are linked on this post because if their tweets were going to be circulating around Tumblr with no way to indicate that Heather’s written a three-book (so far) fantasy series about magical lesbians and bi women in early 19th century Central Europe and RoAnna writes hopeful superhero dystopians that feature the only f/f/f triad MC’s I can think of in any book, that would have been hecking unfair.

@affablyevil, I hope that helps, but if you want more books, here’s a list I made a while ago of ten SFF f/f’s where they don’t die, and I am continually reading more and recommending more. (Have you heard of Flowers of Luna? College f/f set at fashion design college on the moon.)

[image description: a tweet from RoAnna Sylver (@RoAnna Syvler) reading “This June, please rememeber that there are more LGBT books than the ones you see everywhere put out by the Big 5, ad indies are amazing/worthy.” The next reblog is a tweet from Heather Rose Jones (@heatherrosejones) reading: “Making a list of queer SFF for Pride Month? Remember to look outside the mainstream presses. Don’t shut queer publishers out of queer lit.”]

Here’s a bunch of Goodreads lists that might help! 

Speculative Fiction (SFF and Horror):

And some more lists, including a whole history of LGBT SFF!

Also worth checking out is Queership!

I’m on mobile so I can’t link directly.

https://wordpress.com/view/kyletalksbooks.wordpress.com

But I’m slowly putting together a list of lgbt+ books. There are currently 217(ish) on there 🙂

putting in a good word for Karen Memory and the sequel, Stone Mad