“Here’s what I know about Dean Winchester”
Day: June 25, 2015
No.3&4
I’ve been searching for, coming around and
We could build on, build your house on
Every day, staying in the old oak tree
There are faces I see staring back at me
Scared to lose you
I’m scared to lose you
Scared to lose what I thought I had found
Tongue twisted, tattered and boundDesert Noises, Oak Tree
honestly why did they make ultron so fucking thicc in the new avengers movie? my dude got an ass that make me wonder about the line between robots and humans. what the first thing he download on the internet? nicki minaj anaconda album cover? my dude got booty.exe running the whole movie
for kamala-skadoosh: peggy carter as the winter soldier
Peggy, please…
Who the hell is Peggy?happy p2 secret valentine, lexi. ♥ ♥ ♥
part of a mafia au commission for coco!
just fuck me up
#I can’t even fucking tell you guys #how much I love Rhodey’s whole ‘rolling with it’ attitude with shit #this is what I aspire to be like #just #’got burned out of my suit’ #’rolling with it’ #’dude breathes fire’ #’can deal with it’ #’Tony has 47 fucking thousand suits’ #’I got a .45 and a green polo shirt’ #’I can do this man’ #rHODEY FOR PRESIDENT (via iamwarmachine)
#oh god now i actually want to write Rhodey For President #Tony finances the whole campaign easily #it’s a joke until rhodey realizes how shit the other candidates are #RHODEY BECOMES PRESIDENT #THE SECRET SERVICE HATES HIM BECAUSE HE’S WAR MACHINE AND IS ALSO A SUPERHERO (via luchia13)
OH MY GOD RHODEY FOR PRESIDENT
Amy, I was almost run down by a car
after buying my lunch today.
It was the postal police.
I was almost hit by the postal police.
This is not a joke.
There is a police force dedicated to the postal service
(the US Postal Service, mind you).
They race around in cars,
they chase down postal villains,
investigate postal crimes
unearth hidden postal agendas.
Conspiracies that they bring to their postal lieutenants
who summarily tell them to let it go, to stop obsessing,
take a vacation, some time off, you’re too close to it,
it happens to the best postal policeman, that’s what the lieutenants say.
(Potato soup and a chicken sandwich, if you’re curious).
I think you should apply, Amy.
I think you would do well.
I think they would give you a hat.
Something jaunty that can handle your hair expertly.
You’d cover the hat with stamps from every country in the world
They would give you a pea coat, I think.
Like the one that you’ve already got, but more policey.
You would look fucking great in that coat.
Not every country, mind you.
Just the ones that sound like they have decent views
of the country side
and a healthy attitude towards outgoing, independent women.
kototyph 