beckpoppins:

bitchesaloud:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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pussy game so strong it scared the devil

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

andatsea:

“In the past,” explained the Keeper, “it was believed to be good luck to seal your deepest fear inside a block of ice, so that the cold would be contained within its own kind.”

“But what happened,” asked the spellmaker, “if the ice melted?”

“That’s why they stopped doing it,” said the Keeper.

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toastyhat:

beekirbydrawsstuff:

Soundcloud is being a butt so this is TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE for now

this is my NEW FAVORITE THING