Month: August 2015

10followedfelagund:

sunslammerdown:

rockpapertheodore:

roachpatrol:

just-shower-thoughts:

What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back?

what if when humans went out into the galaxy all the aliens panicked because if the dinosaurs’ tiny fur snacks now had spaceships and laser blasters and interstellar colonies then what the fuck were the dinosaurs up to??? 

#important human policy: do not let any aliens know the dinosaurs are extinct#EVER

jurassic park movies as extremely important interstellar propaganda

But consider what happens when the aliens eventually come to earth to visit:

“Oh, you want to meet the dinosaurs? We’re sorry, but that’s not going to happen. Why? Because we’re burning their liquefied bones as fuel in our spaceships. That’s why.”

and that’s how it was determined that humans are the scariest fucking species in the while galaxy.