ceilingninja:

cloudfreed:

mylifeistelevision:

skunkbear:

The past is packed with monsters! Behemoths by the dozen!
Let’s meet these fossils! (and their less colossal modern cousins)

Earth’s ancient history is full of giant versions of modern animals. Evolutionary forces (competition for resources, changes in climate) pushed these species to become incredibly large. And I’m not just talking about giant dinosaurs – there were huge mammals and marsupials too. 

A lot of these giants lived in the Pleistocene, an epoch stretching from around 2.5 million to 11,000 years ago. Mysteriously, the extinction of many of these animals coincides with humanity’s arrival as a dominant predator.

Watch a video / listen to a poem about these prehistoric monsters.

Illustrations by Mary McLain

Except the whales were all like “hell nah, we’re gonna get SWOLE, bros”

HELL PIG

the human shadow is captain hook in the crocodile one!!!!

sashayed:

EMPTY DINER, GHOST JUKEBOX || A roadside dive in the small hours. Black coffee, empty counter, a pinball machine jangling tinnily without a player. Outside, an empty lot and a neon sign buzzing in the darkness: inside, a black-eyed waitress with no reflection in the window.

01. i only have eyes for you | the flamingos
02. sleepwalk | santo & johnny
03. sincerely | the moonglows
04. crazy | patsy cline
05. heaven only knows | the shangri-las
06. the masquerade is over | the cleftones
07. i’m a fool to want you | ketty lester
08. gloria | the cadillacs
09. don’t ask me to be lonely | the dubs
10. i’ll be home | pat boone
11. you always hurt the one you love | the mills brothers
12. once in a while | the chimes
13. smoke gets in your eyes | the platters
14. goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight | the spaniels

beckpoppins:

bitchesaloud:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

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pussy game so strong it scared the devil

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers.