the new ilvermorny canon is that it’s a joke told by americans to the british somewhere in the early 1800′s that just kept on going. like, yeah we got american hogwarts. yeah of course just the one american hogwarts, how many more hogwarts would we have built. no you can’t see it, it’s invisible on a mountain somewhere. yeah, houses, it’s got the regular number of houses, it’s got three. four. it’s got four houses. just the one american hogwarts school. join the triwizard tournament? naw, man, we’re busy. we’re too busy cleaning our four houses on that mountain somewhere, fuck off.
Day: July 5, 2016
Fuck the idea that you can’t engage in sex acts with abstract concepts.
this is a pun but I was 100% ready to accept this post at face value
A cartoon I made for the Guardian a while back.
It’s a hard world out there.
Trees in the forest are social beings. They can count, learn and remember; nurse sick neighbors; warn each other of danger by sending electrical signals across a fungal network known as the “Wood Wide Web”; and, for reasons unknown, keep the ancient stumps of long-felled companions alive for centuries by feeding them a sugar solution through their roots.
German Forest Ranger Finds That Trees Have Social Networks, Too – The New York Times (via llleighsmith)
fucking millennial trees always on their root network posting leaf memes instead of interacting with the real world
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