captainwondyful:

claracivry:

This just in: student is proud of stealing from old man (x)

Look at my precious.  Look at that dork.  They even brought back the ridiculous Avengers costume!!  I wonder if that’s his official costume for press appearances?  Gotta show off on the muscles and his round ass for the adoring public?  My feelings, a mix of Steve Rogers going ‘Jesus H Christ, here we go again, I thought I was done with this shtick’ and him going ‘But it’s FOR THE KIDS, so I gotta HAM IT UP (and getting really into it).  ALSO! SAM WILSON HAS COPIES AND LIKES TO PULL THEM OUT WHEN HE NEEDS THE LOLZ.  Sam and Nat are RUTHLESS about it.  SO much ammo for teasing Steve.

zilliah:

failedturingtest:

tamhonks:

drawyourocslikethis:

stripesandteeth:

thug:

kingknife:

theultravioletcatastrophe:

akolnoix:

aspiritualstate:

pancakemilkshake:

pensivelyplayfulme:

bleutempete:

pancakemilkshake:

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

GI JOEEEEEE

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

FUCK

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

What about – 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes – Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

Nightmare City (2007)

@sasha-nein and @dividebyzerowned, wanna join in the nostalgia trip?

Holy shit. I recognize a ton of these

i’m trying my hand at High Fantasy Novel™ based on this series for an upcoming bb and let me tell you, it is so great

It was still Quinnelay when the wind began to bring him these scraps of distant sound, independent of where he was or what he was doing on the mountain. Only occasionally at first, but then more and more, every day, until he could close his eyes and imagine himself in great thronging Welce in body as well as ear. Weeks of this, and he still doesn’t know what it means, that it would travel all the way to Gulyama to tell him these things. He doesn’t even know if the wind has a purpose, if it wants something from him.  He doesn’t know how to ask in a way that it would understand.

Somehow, he doesn’t think his brothers have this much trouble with their elements. Then again, he’s never asked them. Perhaps the earth and sea don’t speak to them at all.

I saw his solemn eye melt with sudden fire, and flicker with restless emotion… His chest heaved once, as if his large heart, weary of despotic constriction, had expanded, despite the will, and made a vigorous bound for the attainment of liberty.

Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre (via janeeyrequotes)

let’s use this sort of prose in fanfic

(via whitmerule)