*gets to the part i really started writing this fanfic for*
me: *sternly* this better be good, me
Day: November 8, 2017
The beverage chart is from Saturday morning breakfast cereal! You are definitely right about octo rum and I would include birthday cake flavored vodka along side 🐙
thanks for linking me to the original! argh, reposts. y’all can find it here (x)
for real though Kraken Rum is not to be trifled with, and due to an Unfortunate Incident involved salat olivier and homemade black pepper vodka I can no longer consume any kind of vodka, let alone birthday cake vodka
Socks-are-transdimensional-travelers-when-we-aren’t-watching-them theory confirmed. I dumped the cat water, I turned around. There it was in the middle of the previously empty floor. I do not recognize this sock. I have never owned a pair of socks that looks like this, or felt like this. If you are missing a soft gray sock and, judging by the lint, recently washed it with a bubblegum pink sweater, I have found it. Message me and I’ll mail it back
kototyph 