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Month: November 2017
bring back omnipresent memento mori culture to remind all these Discourse hos that death is coming and telling Putinkin or whateverthefuck to kill themselves is p o i n t l e s s
anyone else here a fool? a hooligan? an oaf with a phd in bufoonery?

fucking christ I am sobbing
“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“
Hottest of hot takes, Heimdall is literally the only competent Asgardian, he’s the only one, he’s the entirety of the functioning government
Don’t forget lifelong helicopter parent to two spoiled princes, resulting in their favorite tactic of yelling beseechingly at the sky whenever they want to nope out of a situation.
I’m a writer, I whisper to myself as I struggle to add 51 new words to the fic I’ve been whittling together for months like Frankenstein’s decaying prose monster.





















