kedreeva:

Honestly beta readers are a gift to fandom. Mine have saved me from making so many obvious mistakes that I couldn’t catch because I’ve been looking at the same fucking words for 16 centuries, and what I’m trying to say is thank you for your hard work, beta readers. My own and everyone else’s, because your entire job are just to make fandom better and I never see anyone say anything outside of author’s notes.

The beverage chart is from Saturday morning breakfast cereal! You are definitely right about octo rum and I would include birthday cake flavored vodka along side 🐙

thanks for linking me to the original! argh, reposts. y’all can find it here (x)

for real though Kraken Rum is not to be trifled with, and due to an Unfortunate Incident involved salat olivier and homemade black pepper vodka I can no longer consume any kind of vodka, let alone birthday cake vodka

Socks-are-transdimensional-travelers-when-we-aren’t-watching-them theory confirmed. I dumped the cat water, I turned around. There it was in the middle of the previously empty floor. I do not recognize this sock. I have never owned a pair of socks that looks like this, or felt like this. If you are missing a soft gray sock and, judging by the lint, recently washed it with a bubblegum pink sweater, I have found it. Message me and I’ll mail it back