Day: October 13, 2018

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ironlocked:

venom.

  • 31% on Rotten Tomatoes
  • 35% on Metacritic
  • 2/5 on Empire
  • 1/5 stars on the Rolling Stone
  • “a massively overqualified cast”
  • “What went wrong? Everything, actually.”
  • “No one has to fake a bad review of this”
  • “The ending suggests that there’s a…sequel…Audiences have suffered enough.”

Also:

  • 95% of Google users liked it
  • 89% of Rotten Tomato audiences liked it
  • The average audience rating was 4.4/5 (18,619 reviews)
  • My mother, who doesn’t usually like superhero movies, says that this movie deserves at least 80% and that’s really something
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kototyph:

kototyph:

venom is like a normal marvel movie sped up x3 and then badly dubbed, AND it has its own terrible, terrible title rap

is this the real life??? is this the year of our lord 1999? every single actor was like a second away from breaking character and laughing their asses off, i stg

THE TITLE RAP WAS BY EMINEM WHAT YEEEEAR IS IT

@lycanandproud don’t get me wrong it was super enjoyable but I don’t know if the people sitting next to me appreciated my constant liz lemon “what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?”

~ kototyph ~ Leave a comment

kototyph:

venom is like a normal marvel movie sped up x3 and then badly dubbed, AND it has its own terrible, terrible title rap

is this the real life??? is this the year of our lord 1999? every single actor was like a second away from breaking character and laughing their asses off, i stg

THE TITLE RAP WAS BY EMINEM WHAT YEEEEAR IS IT

~ kototyph ~ Leave a comment

venom is like a normal marvel movie sped up x3 and then badly dubbed, AND it has its own terrible, terrible title rap

is this the real life??? is this the year of our lord 1999? every single actor was like a second away from breaking character and laughing their asses off, i stg