Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~30k
Warnings/Tags: Alternate Universe – Urban Fantasy, Alternate S04E01: Lazarus Rising, Horror, Macabre Themes, Human!Castiel, Demon!Dean, Hell: Oppa Dante Style, Seven Deadly Sins, Symbolism, Surreal Imagery, Canon-Typical Religious Mockery
Summary: No matter what it says on their business cards, Castiel and every other animator knows that you can’t cheat the reaper: dead is dead, and resurrection is just a fairy tale from the Bible.coming october 9, 2015
Day: September 1, 2015
real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary
The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.
The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.
He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.
Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.
wow fuck that one tarantula
Why is this so funny
kototyph 