roachpatrol:

vulcandroid:

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

porcupine-girl:

streak-of-strange:

constiellation:

Favourite Dean/Cas moments ~ 5×03 ‘Free to Be You and Me’
‘There are two things I know for certain. One, Bert and Ernie are gay. Two, you are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch.’

Cas is like ‘are you offering something?’

#he’s doing the scrunchy nose squint ahhhhhh#poor cas trying to piece together what these two things have to do with each other#who are bert and ernie are they friends of yours dean#do they deny that they are homosexual#are you taking me to bert and ernie for homosexual intercourse#are you offering ME homosexual intercourse#you are a walking den of iniquity and you confuse me terribly but i like you so much (via livebloggingmydescentintomadness)

I think the idea that he thinks Dean is trying to set him up a three-way with Bert and Ernie is my favorite interpretation of this scene yet.