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Gabriel's Godawful Christmas Mix

A Christmas playlist for a guy who likes practical jokes and corny lines, and likes them even more when he can inflict them on innocent bystanders.*

*warning: contains N’Sync, banjos, and that one terrible, terrible song about the Christmas shoes. You know which one.

1hr 5min | 25 tracks | Listen

01. Twelve Days After Christmas – Gotcha! // 02. Porky Pig’s Blue Christmas – Bob Rivers // 03. Another Christmas Song – Stephen Colbert // 04. The Restroom Door Said “Gentlemen” – Bob Rivers Comedy Corps // 05. Christmas in Las Vegas – Richard Cheese // 06. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas – Gayla Peevy // 07. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas – John Denver & The Muppets // 08. Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town (Q-Burns Abstract Message Remix) – Johnny Mercer // 09. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) – Chipmunks & Jaci Velasquez // 10. Last Christmas – Richard Cheese // 11. The 12 Days of Christmas Medley – Straight No Chaser // 12. Walkin’ ‘Round in Women’s Underswear – Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio // 13. I Guess It’s Christmas Time – N’Sync // 14. A Marshmallow World – Dean Martin// 15. Santa Claus and His Old Lady – Cheech & Chong // 16. Santa Looked a Lot Like Daddy – Buck Owens // 17. The Christmas Shoes – Newsong // 18. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth – Dread Zepplin // 19. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas – Yogi Yorgesson // 20. The Merry Christmas Polka – Jim Reeves // 21. You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch – Thurl Ravenscroft // 22. Hawaiian Christmas Song – Bing Crosby // 23. The Christmas Can-Can – Straight No Chaser // 24. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer – Elmo ‘n Patsy // 25. Auld Lang Syne – The Lonesome Travelers