Did you know that Cornell has an enormous archive of ANIMAL SOUNDS that you can LISTEN TO WHENEVER?
If you go HERE to #3 you can listen to a scientist HOLD A MICROPHONE NEAR HIS CAT for 2:38 of high quality purr sounds
this cat is so happy he is like a little comfy rumble train imagine this happy cat being so cozy he’s just like yes microphone sure friend hi
and the SCIENTIST becomes overwhelmed with such love that he cannot help but speak words of great praise
FOR SCIENCE
IN 1988
#on beauty #why are you crying digs #twenty seven years ago a man loved his cat #imagine his giant recording device #why are you not crying
I beg you all to listen.
ML 126439 is eight minutes of cat heartbeat and purring(fantastically soothing) followed by the science man becoming tender and gooey. A+, saving for a rainy day.
Day: December 23, 2015
FAKE CHRISTMAS COOKIE NAMES
Inspired by actual christmas cookie, brown browns.
co-cookied with corduroyzebra.
- chalk bark
- winter twisties
- nog nogs
- manger flakes
- saviorcakes
- mincemeat fancifuls
- chocolate remembrances
- pine hearts
- peppermint membrane
- molasses handfastings
- parson browns
- pretend parson browns (for dieters)
- ginger whispers
- choco chippermans
- honey nut stockings
- anise spines
- cider dust driplets
- schooneroos
- white whites
- coconut fobs
- flake crumble
- crumble flake
- martin sheens
- solstice drops
- pistachio regrets
- bumpuses
- chocolate flanges
- candied humbles
- grape knobs
The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss
rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable
sure i love literature (fanfiction) i’m always open for book recommendations (fic recs)
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