[…] Back at Camp Lehigh. I was just a kid in short pants when dad first showed me the place, but I didn’t get to stay a kid for long. Dad died in a training exercise back in ’37… just before Christmas. I spent the next three years trying to be him. They tell me I was better.
I was good enough to catch the attention of the brass, tough enough that they gave me a mask and made me Steve Rogers’ partner. For four years, I played Bucky to his Captain America. Four years of fighting nazis and defying death. I loved it a lot more than I should have.
tony’s “lovely tom ford three piece two button suit” scenes, take 1 (because lmao i obviously couldn’t fit
everything in one post. not even. close. at all. at all)
when the hero meets their evil doppelganger and finds out they’re the evil one. and the evil villain from the doppelganger’s universe wants to hang out. hero is conflicted because:
a) THEY’RE NOT EVIL! MAYBE THEY DON’T RECYCLE AS MUCH BUT DEAR GOD THEY FIGHT CRIME
b) doppleganger’s villain is hot
doppleganger finds this amazing and hilarious b/c their villain doesn’t find them attractive but finds hero from another universe who is apparently now evil? hot as hell.
hero is conflicted because THEY’RE NOT EVIL, DAMMIT. THEY HAVE A KEY TO THE CITTTYYY