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I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

that’s a prime candidate for cinema adaptation if I ever saw one

i just made a facial expression i didn’t know i could make

@salty-scribe

Fusion is just a cheap trick to make weak romance novel concepts stronger.

Man i thought this post was going to be about how unfortunate the name ‘Cnut’ is but this is so much better