lights so bright (7/25)

SPN – Dean/Castiel – PG – Shut Up ‘verse, AU, Christmas Fluff, Advent Ficlet Collection

7. First snowfall

[AO3]


“Call it,” Dean mutters, refreshing his email for the third time in as many minutes. “C’mon, you sons of bitches, call it, call it—”

“Production is leaving,” Benny reports from around his computer screen, phone to his ear and mouth pulled away from the receiver. “Art and Design are leaving. HR is leaving, ces couillions.”

“I’m leaving,” Victor says, already slinging his bag over his shoulder and pushing his chair in. “I’m parked on a snow route and about to get towed if I don’t. See you morons next week.”

“It’s Boston, they’re not going to shut the firm down for two days,” Dean says distractedly, refreshing his inbox again.

“Maybe not, but if you think I’m coming in from New Milton while we’re digging out of that,” Victor says, pointing, “you are out of your damn mind. Call me if it’s urgent, but a phonecall’s all you’re getting.”

He stalks out past the break room television he’d pointed at, the screen barely visible from Dean’s desk. WCVB Channel 5 has been broadcasting video of what’s left of New York state after Winter Storm Argos passed through. Most of the footage is whiteout blizzard conditions, some of it car wrecks and highways slowed to a crawl.

“Don’t let the door hit you on the way out,” Benny says, and under his breath adds, “asshole.”

A new email appears, and Dean stands up so violently he sends his chair flying backwards. “Yes!” he says, arms up.

Benny throws the phone at its cradle and grabs for his mouse. “Hell yes!”

“Gentlemen,” Missouri calls over. “Please, curb your enthusiasm.”

“Can’t, snow day,” Dean says, logging off with two keystrokes. “Official-fucking-snow day.”

“It’s early dismissal, honey,” she says, still typing away. “All one hour and forty-five minutes of it.”

“Can’t talk, bailing,” he says brightly, swiping his coat and bag off the desk next to him. “See ya!”

“Don’t die out there, brother,” Benny yells after him, and Dean heads straight for the stairs at the northeast corner of the building and trots all the way down to Castiel’s floor, where there are already people gathering in the corridors and chattering excitedly.

Dean blows into the accounting department with a wink for Ambriel’s owlish stare and Hester’s grumbled, “This used to be a quiet place,” as he passes her. The cubicles down here never get any nicer but all the way in the back is Castiel’s cluttered and at this point cupboard of an office, the man himself turning towards the door as Dean comes up to lean on the jam.

“Hi there,” Dean says, and doesn’t care if his grin looks idiotic. They haven’t seen each other since that morning, and Castiel is wearing his glasses and a tired frown— marks of a rough day down in Finance. Still, the sight of him so incredibly good, like strong sun after days of rain, that Dean just drinks his fill while Castiel’s expression turns arch, then long-suffering.

“That was very fast,” he observes dryly. “I suppose you’ll want to leave as soon as possible.”

“That’s the idea, yeah,” Dean says. A horrific thought strikes him. “You’re not going to try to stay until five? Cas, we’ll get trapped by traffic even if the snow doesn’t get us and trust me, that car does not sleep two full-grown men.”

“No.” Castiel sighs, and takes the glasses off to set aside. “No, that would be foolish. Hold this,” he says, and proceeds to dump half the contents of his desk into a fat tote while Dean holds the handles up. He makes Dean carry it, too, and Dean’s not exaggerating the way the weight makes him stagger on the way to the elevators.

Well, only a little bit. And only because Hester and company are watching, and that always makes Castiel shoot him that flustered look of amusement and embarrassment.

“My life was much more predictable before I met you,” he muses as Dean unlocks the car for him, slipping inside while Dean heaves the tote into the back seat.

“Complaining?”

“Of course not,” Castiel says easily, then pats his pockets. “Wait, did I leave my—?”

Dean takes the glasses off the top of the binders stacked in the tote and leans forward to tap them on Castiel’s shoulder. “The real question here is where your scarf and gloves are,” he says severely.

“Oh,” Castiel says, caught in the act of rubbing his hands together. “Uh.”

“Jesus,” Dean mutters, and slams the door closed. He pulls the beautiful black merino from his own neck and hands it to Castiel as he climbs into the driver’s seat. The Impala warms up slower than most. “ Don’t lose that.”

Castiel grabs for it eagerly. “I won’t.”

There’s about a fifty-fifty chance he will, even if they drive straight home and never leave the car. Dean watches him wind it around his neck three times and sigh blissfully, and thinks it’s probably worth the risk.

When they pull out of the parking garage, the first small flakes have already started falling. They’re not huge, but Dean has to put the windshield wipers on after just a few seconds, and ground, the buildings, even the air is turning pearly gray around them. Victor could have the right idea.

“How long do you think we’ll be driving?” Castiel asks, angling his head to look up at the glowering cloudcover. The streets are already swelling with cars, horns and sirens slightly deadened as the snow sweeps in.

“Not too long, once we get across the water,” Dean says, and turns into traffic going north.

joyeuse-noelle:

madlori:

charlesoberonn:

kylebobbergman:

charlesoberonn:

“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”

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“But I like both old and new songs”

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“I also like polka?”

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This man is a treasure.

Weird Al:

1. Is very cautious about the effect of his works, apologizing whenever he does something even a tiny bit offensive on accident.

2. Asks for permission from the creators of the songs he parodies, even though he legally doesn’t have to.

3.  Is a straight-up genius; he skipped two grades and graduated at 16 the valedictorian of his class.  He went to CalTech.

4.  Is often upset by the fact that any parody of any song is usually mistakenly attributed to him, espeically the dirty ones because he’s careful to keep his music safe for all ages.

5.  Is a genuine A+ human being, 10/10 would recommend.

6. Is everyone’s goofy uncle.

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postitforward:

For some of us, the holiday season can be a hard one. That sucks, so we made something for all of us. It starts today, December 1, and it’s called 31 Days of Self-Care. It’s a list of purposeful, daily activities meant to pick yourself up, calm yourself down, and often a little bit of both. You can participate every day, some days, one day, whatever feels right. We’ll be posting daily prompts as well as reblogging some of our favorites we find in the #postitforward and #31daysofselfcare tag, so be sure to tag your posts! See the full list of prompts below.

Day…

  1. Question! What’s your happy place? Reply here or illustrate it.
  2. Post a link to a song that makes you feel happy. Send it to another Tumblr.
  3. Share something on your Tumblr for someone who might be going through a tough time. It can be anything: a photo, a GIF, or advice.
  4. Look at this cute GIF by My Whispered Colors (@mywhisperedcolors). When you’re done, look at it again. Then pass it on.
  5. Color in this square made by Tumblr Creatr Josh LaFayette (@joshlafayette).
  6. What does your dream world look like? Draw it, animate it, or just tell us about it.  
  7. Create an emoji spell for self-care, happiness, positivity, or all three!
  8. Make a list of three (or more!) things you like about yourself.
  9. Write a Tumblr chat post where you cheer yourself up after a bad day.
  10. Color! Here’s a square from Tumblr Creatr Geo Law (@getaloadageo). If you’d like, submit it to the Mental Health Quilt (@mentalhealthquilt) when you’re done.
  11. Question! What’s your favorite self-care activity? Reply here or illustrate it.
  12. 2016 was a rough year. Make a list of good things that happened.
  13. Cheer someone up today. What are some things you can do to make a friend in need feel better?
  14. Make a list of everything you do for self-care.
  15. Tag a Tumblr friend in a post and make a list of things you like about them.
  16. All of a sudden—a Dementor appears! You are about to cast a Patronus Charm. What would your favorite positive memory be?
  17. Make a list of everything you’re proud of accomplishing this year.
  18. Share a playlist of songs you can listen to if you need cheering up.  
  19. Spend 10 minutes looking through your Tumblr dashboard today. Send something cool to a Tumblr.
  20. Eat your favorite food today. Wait, post a picture of it first.
  21. Make a 2017 to-do list of positive things for yourself.
  22. Illustrate one nice thing you’ll do for yourself today.
  23. Make a list of things you can do for yourself when you’re feeling down.
  24. Color! Here’s a square made by Tumblr Creatr Brian Butler (@showdrawn). Make some magic with it.
  25. Tumblr-grams! Send this positive post by Thoka Maer (@thokamaer) to a friend on Tumblr.
  26. Take a silly/happy/crazy GIF of yourself with the Tumblr GIF maker.
  27. Post a video that makes you happy. Send it to a Tumblr friend.
  28. Make a list of five positive affirmations to live by.
  29. Draw something that makes you happy! Anything you want: a plant, a tree, a food, a person, a cat.
  30. Today is a mental day off. Remember to drink enough water and get enough sleep tonight.  
  31. It’s NYE! Make a list of things you’re looking forward to in the new year.

lights so bright (6/25)

SPN – Dean/Castiel – PG – Shut Up ‘verse, AU, Christmas Fluff, Advent Ficlet Collection

6. Baking holiday treats

[AO3]


From: naomi.deville@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:05 PM
To: MA-Creative-All-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Finance-Accounting-Only-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Accounts-SP-All-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Production-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Media-Only-DL@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Office-Managers-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

Dear Boston team,

The holiday gala is just around the corner, and we have assembled an enthusiastic party planning team eager to transform Conference Room 1950 into a festive space next Friday afternoon.  You should have received an Outlook invitation (see attached), which we encourage you to share with your clients and close contacts outside the agency.

The partners plan to cover beverages, but we would appreciate your support in collecting decorations, baked goods, and other treats. One planned activity is a bake-off with prizes in multiple categories. Each office has a member on the planning committee and they have offered to track pledges up until close of business Tuesday, December 13. After this time, the committee will assess where we are and what more we will need to do.

Please feel free to reach out to myself or Inias with any questions.

Thank you,

Naomi

Naomi DeVille
Front Office Manager, Talbot Partners
46 Waltham Street 4th Floor
Boston MA 02118
p 617 555 5463
f 617 555 5464

From: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:12 PM
To: MA-Creative-Arts-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

You can thank me any time for sacrificing my lunch break and any chance I had to try the new mac and cheese truck to go party plan with Naomi.

Also, surprise! Creative’s in charge of baked goods. Again.

From: dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:13 PM
To: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

Not it.

– DW

Sent from my BlackBerry 10 smartphone.

From: victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:27 PM
To: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com; dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

Ha! You’re the only ‘it’ there is, Winchester, get cooking

From: dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:29 PM
To: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com; victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

Come on, when did I become the patsy for this crap? It was one pie!

– DW

Sent from my BlackBerry 10 smartphone.

From: benoit.lafitte@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:34 PM
To: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com; dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com; victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

In the last month? Because there have definitely been more pies than that

From: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:35 PM
To: dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com; victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com; benoit.lafitte@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

Did I hallucinate the chocolate chip cookies last week, Mr. Undefeated Bake-Off Champion???

From: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:36 PM
To: dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com; victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com; benoit.lafitte@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

Two words: BANANA. BREAD.

From: dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:41 PM
To: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com; victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com; benoit.lafitte@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

Storebought, and obviously a mistake I am never repeating

– DW

Sent from my BlackBerry 10 smartphone.

From: charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:42 PM
To: victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com; dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com; benoit.lafitte@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

There was even a loaf without nuts for Kevin because “they ran out of the normal ones” YOU LYING LIAR

From: missouri.moseley@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 1:47 PM
To: victor.henriksen@talbotpartners.com; dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com; benoit.lafitte@talbotpartners.com; charlene.bradbury@talbotpartners.com
Cc: MA-Creative-ArtDesign-DL@talbotpartners.com; MA-Creative-Directors-DL@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fw: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

As much as I enjoy reading these emails and knowing they will be preserved on the company’s servers for years to come, with no expectation of privacy and subject to inspection, monitoring, evaluation, and other company uses at any time:

  1. Charlie, I know for a fact you had a noon deadline for the Marone proofs.
  2. Victor, Benny, you both have two o’clock calls I don’t see any evidence you’re getting ready for.
  3. Dean, that copy for Marone isn’t getting any younger, either. Also, you should do the gingersnaps with the cream cheese frosting again. Those are my favorite.

Thank you, 

Missouri

From: castiel.milton@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 2:22 PM
To: dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support
Attachment: [Scanned_20161206].pdf

Dear Dean,

Hester informs me that Finance and Accounting has been selected to provide light snacks, and has specifically requested the finance team source cheese and crackers. If you don’t mind, I’d like to plan a trip to Shaw’s this weekend.

Balthazar additionally suggested in our staff meeting this afternoon that I use my position and privileges as your husband to influence your choice of baked goods for the party. I would normally refuse, but he and the rest of the team mentioned several desserts I had not heard of previously, and many of them sound intriguing. Please find attached our list with the specific varieties I am interested in highlighted.

Sincerely,

Castiel

Castiel Milton
Assistant Controller of Finance, Talbot Partners
46 Waltham Street 1st Floor
Boston MA 02118
p 617 555 5871
f 617 555 5870

From: dean.winchester@talbotpartners.com
Sent: Tuesday, December 06, 2016 2:39 PM
To: castiel.milton@talbotpartners.com
Subject: Re: Re: Talbot Boston Holiday Party – Call for Support

You’re lucky you’re so friggin cute

– DW

Sent from my BlackBerry 10 smartphone.