PG, Shut Up ‘verse, Christmas Fluff, Advent Ficlet Collection
12. Listening to / playing festive music
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Dean’s day starts with Missouri and the O’Jays, Christmas Just Ain’t Christmas Without the One You Love piping bright and cheery from the CD player at her desk. Dean picks it up in a whistle, and Missouri gives him a rare smile as he passes her.
In the creative directors’ bullpen, Victor turns to give him a look that could eviscerate at twenty paces. Dean’s at about step twenty-two. “I will pay you money,” he says, “cash money, to not bring that shit back here.”
“Bah, humbug?” Dean says with a smirk, dropping his bag on the table.
“Do you know what my mother’s house is like at this time of year?” Victor asks. “No, you do not, because I bet it’s all Frank Sinatra and Brenda fucking Lee uptown.”
“So that’s a no to Rocking Around the Christmas Tree?” Dean asks innocently, holding up his phone. “Because I’ve got it right here—”
Victor throws a stapler, misses, and sends most of Benny’s color boards clattering to the floor. Benny swears at them both in paint-stripping Cajun and from the front of the room, Missouri turns up her music to drown him out. It’s gone from O’Jays to Otis Redding, and Victor groans and covers his ears.
At lunch, Dean drops by Art and Charlie is blasting Trans-Siberian Orchestra from the portable speaker hooked over her monitor; the speaker is bright green, and shaped like a dinosaur. She’s so deep in the zone she barely notices him, and bats at his hand when he waves it slowly in front of her eyes. “Come back in ten!” she yells above the music.
Dean, very familiar with Charlie’s elastic sense of time, goes across the room to where Kevin sits hunched over a tablet with enormous industrial headphones perched on his head. He jumps like a startled cat when Dean touches his shoulder, then pulls one side away from his head. If he’s listening to his own music, Dean can’t hear it over squealing electric guitars.
“Tell her to stop!” Kevin says immediately, pointing an accusatory finger at Charlie.
“Tell Kevin this is as close to classical music as he’s getting!” Charlie says, holding her stylus like a dagger.
“Would it kill you to listen to something less violent? I’d even take Tschaikovsky!”
“This is Tschaikovsky, you ass!”
At the end of the workday, Dean’s a little slow wrapping up and Castiel comes looking for him. There’s no one else in the office when a hand lands on his shoulder and squeezes. Dean doesn’t jump, just leans back into Castiel’s stomach as he finishes typing, then looks up.
“Hi,” he says. “Am I late?”
“A bit,” Castiel tells him, eyes soft. “What song is this?”
As soon as the office emptied out, Dean had put his phone on shuffle and propped it up on a project binder next to his keyboard. The song it’s playing now is mellow and melancholy, something about bells and peace on earth.
“Bing Crosby,” he says to Castiel. “Classic. You’re ready to go?”
At dinner, the radio tortures them for a few sets with hippopotamuses and Christmas shoes before four ascending notes on a piano announce the arrival of something better. Dean grins at Castiel on the other side of the kitchen, and Castiel pauses his massacre of the zucchini.
“When the bells all ring and the horns all blow, and the couples we know are fondly kissing,” Dean sings to him, “Will I be with you or will I be among the missing?”
Castiel points his knife at Dean. “We’re supposed to be cooking.”
“Maaaybe it’s much, too early in the gaaame,” Dean showboats, crossing the room, “ Oh, but I thought I’d ask you just the same—”
He catches Castiel around the waist, plucks the knife out of his hand and sets it down. Castiel lets him with a general air of bafflement, and squints suspiciously as Dean tangles their fingers and pulls him into his body. “Dean—”
“What are you doing New Year’s,” Dean croons, loving every exasperated line in Castiel’s face as he scowls at him, “New Year’s Eve?”
“This is silly,” Castiel grumbles.
Dean tries to get a one-two-three, one-two-three rhythm going but they’re both painfully bad at it, bad enough it has him laughing too hard to properly sing the next few lines. “Wonder whose arms will hold you, ow! God, Cas, when it’s exactly twelve o’clock that night?”
Castiel is scowling at their feet, now, his hand on Dean’s arm suddenly rising to grab Dean’s wrist. “That’s not how it goes,” he mutters, lifting the hand to his shoulder. “I think, like this—”
And Castiel steps in, spins them in a neat circle, and fucking Fred Astaires his Ginger Rogers.
“Cas,” Dean manages not to squeak, led backwards and forwards and drawn in dizzying parabolas, the only things keeping him from stumbling Castiel’s firm grip at his waist and the hand he has fisted in Castiel’s shirt. “Holy shit, okay! I get it! You can waltz—”
“This song is not a waltz, Dean,” he says disapprovingly, and dips him, leaving Dean clinging desperately to his shoulders. “At a bare minimum, it needs to be in three fourths time and strongly accented on the first beat. It is neither.”
“And yet, we’re dancing,” Dean says breathlessly as Castiel reels him in again, snug to his chest, and pulls him into another swing. It’s a miracle they haven’t hit any of the counters yet. “God. You’re fantastic.”
Whatever internal tempo Castiel’s keeping seems to slow at that, to more closely match the beat of Ella’s soulful question. Dean slowly lets his death grip on Castiel’s collar ease, and as Castiel turns them, again and again, he finds the thread of the lyrics again.
“Oh, but in case I stand one little chance,” he sings, “here comes the jackpot question in advance.”
Castiel’s lips curve, and he tugs Dean closer, Dean’s mouth near his ear.
“What are you doing New Year’s, New Year’s Eve?” Dean asks him, and feels the answer in Castiel’s face in his neck, a warm palm running up his spine.
“Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.” – Bob Thaves, “Frank and Ernest”, 1982
1. O’Jays – Christmas Just Ain’t Christmas without the One You Love
2. Brenda Lee – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
3. Otis Redding – Merry Christmas Baby
3. Trans-Siberian Orchestra – A Mad Russian’s Christmas
4. Bing Crosby – I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
5. Ella Fizgerald – What Are You Doing New Years Eve
BONUS TERRIBLE SONGS:
+ Gayla Peevey – I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
+ NewSong – Christmas Shoes
