colfield:

modern day shakespeare adaptions that should exist

  • southern gothic macbeth. the bloody, brutal themes of the play in the suffocating atmosphere of the genre. the imagery of lady macbeth’s hands dripping with blood! the witches! macbeth’s madness when he believes the swamp has actually come to life to kill him! it’s like it was made for this play
  • political othello. make him secretary of defense or state. imagine a house of cards like environment. addresses issues of current racism and misogyny in politics, and Iago’s jealous/obsessive love for Othello with very clear homo-erotic undertones. like extremely explicit and how that translates in such a masculine setting to understand Iago’s intent.
  • police hamlet. hamlet senior as the deputy in nyc. his mysterious death draws his son home from stanford/harvard/what-have-you. a modern day noir-like detective mystery. emphasis on ophelia’s depression and subsequent decent into madness by popping too many pills. the way the “respectful” upper-class tear themselves apart splashed all across the media.
  • the tempest as lost.
  • titus andronicus as a proper horror movie, set in the current war in the middle east.
  • college midsummer nights dream. the fairyland is a popular night club. lots of dubstep music and drugs slipped in dark corners of the dance floor.

Today’s unbearable tenderness

tipsykipsy:

needsmoreresearch:

smokeandsong:

dignityisforotherpeople:

Did you know that Cornell has an enormous archive of ANIMAL SOUNDS that you can LISTEN TO WHENEVER?

If you go HERE to #3 you can listen to a scientist HOLD A MICROPHONE NEAR HIS CAT for 2:38 of high quality purr sounds

this cat is so happy he is like a little comfy rumble train imagine this happy cat being so cozy he’s just like yes microphone sure friend hi

and the SCIENTIST becomes overwhelmed with such love that he cannot help but speak words of great praise

FOR SCIENCE

IN 1988

#on beauty #why are you crying digs #twenty seven years ago a man loved his cat #imagine his giant recording device #why are you not crying

I beg you all to listen.

ML 126439 is eight minutes of cat heartbeat and purring(fantastically soothing) followed by the science man becoming tender and gooey. A+, saving for a rainy day.

FAKE CHRISTMAS COOKIE NAMES

whitachi:

Inspired by actual christmas cookie, brown browns.

co-cookied with corduroyzebra.

  • chalk bark
  • winter twisties
  • nog nogs
  • manger flakes
  • saviorcakes
  • mincemeat fancifuls
  • chocolate remembrances
  • pine hearts
  • peppermint membrane
  • molasses handfastings
  • parson browns
  • pretend parson browns (for dieters)
  • ginger whispers
  • choco chippermans
  • honey nut stockings
  • anise spines
  • cider dust driplets
  • schooneroos
  • white whites
  • coconut fobs
  • flake crumble
  • crumble flake
  • martin sheens
  • solstice drops
  • pistachio regrets
  • bumpuses
  • chocolate flanges
  • candied humbles
  • grape knobs

earlploddington:

enigmaticagentalice:

shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:

  • comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform
  • gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like
  • refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’
  • regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings
  • basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute
  • refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’

what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing