Imagine that Vulcan children don’t lose teeth. Imagine the chaos that ensues when spock loses his first tooth

costofthecrown:

ravenn28:

petimetrek:

petimetrek:

And Sarek freaking out (in a logical way) because he doesn’t know what is happening and Amanda like “Adun, no, you don’t have to call a healer, Spock is ok. No, he’s not in danger. Yes, that’s completely normal. Sarek… please, sit down and listen to me… that tooth cannot be reimplanted. Yes, he will lose all his teeth and I don’t want to have this conversation every time, ok?”

#tfw ur son is just fucking dropping bones out of his mouth#like they’re just falling loose onto the floor#tfw when your child is just fucking decomposing and your alien wife is having a laugh

#Help I married a space orc

tenoko1:

rvmspeedwagon:

feanna:

equestrianrepublican:

accidentallypatriotic:

mrs-prism:

sizvideos:

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Excellent.

And testicular cancer has an EXCELLENT healing rate if caught reasonably early. Maybe we should mention that! So IF you feel a lump, it might still be nothing, but if it’s something, it might be very very treatable.

Please check yourself it could save your life.

Well, and the importance of the fact that he became Deadpool due to having cancer. Deadpool doing cancer exam vids for men and women was excellent, and was the first time I’ve seen it urged for men to check themselves regularly.

catchaspark:

timefortigers:

papinianista:

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

3 AM in the Boy’s Dormitories

Ron: Hey Harry?
Harry: What
Ron: Do you think Voldemort was a virgin?
Harry: Seriously Ron-
Ron: I was just wondering-
Harry: *sighs* *pauses* In the Chamber of Secrets, the memory had him in 5th year…
yeah, he wasn’t a virgin
Seamus: Imagine being the lass to do the frick-frack with ol’ Dark Lord Voldy
Dean: The Gryffindor boy’s dorm; the place where we can talk about sex with the Dark Lord but not say the word sex.
Seamus: *throws pillow at Dean*
Neville: *after pause* Doing the Do with You Know Who.
Ron: He Who Must Not Be Laid