In the red corner: fanfic that has one super-hardcore sex scene in the very first chapter, then wanders off into twenty thousand words of meticulous worldbuilding in which nobody fucks anybody at all
In the blue corner: fanfic that starts out in slow burn mode, gets distracted chasing after an unplanned plot bunny, then suddenly remembers it’s meant to be smut and hits you with a super-hardcore sex scene out of nowhere
Fight!
I eagerly await the fanfic where these two fanfics end up in bed together
You fool – do you realise what you’ve done?
You’ve invoked the Dark Lord of Metafictional Plot Devices.
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