kind reader: oh, look, this author just responded to my comment on their fic!
kind reader: … seven… months… after I left it?
author: is actually a cave goblin that emerges only once every half solstice / green moon to post and answer comments instead of their favorite goblin activity, building elaborate nests out of nonexistent, unwrangleable tags in the AO3 drafts page. also, screeching

my best friend’s mom is in houston and we’ve been watching cnn regurgitate the same rescue scene for hours, stopping only for john snow to <BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP> before going right back to the puppies in coolers

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