Month: August 2017

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tenoko1:

rvmspeedwagon:

feanna:

equestrianrepublican:

accidentallypatriotic:

mrs-prism:

sizvideos:

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

This is both entertaining and really important.

Yo if you’ll reblog the boob campaign, you can damn well reblog Deadpool discussing bollocks.

Excellent.

And testicular cancer has an EXCELLENT healing rate if caught reasonably early. Maybe we should mention that! So IF you feel a lump, it might still be nothing, but if it’s something, it might be very very treatable.

Please check yourself it could save your life.

Well, and the importance of the fact that he became Deadpool due to having cancer. Deadpool doing cancer exam vids for men and women was excellent, and was the first time I’ve seen it urged for men to check themselves regularly.

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catchaspark:

timefortigers:

papinianista:

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

3 AM in the Boy’s Dormitories

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Ron: Hey Harry?
Harry: What
Ron: Do you think Voldemort was a virgin?
Harry: Seriously Ron-
Ron: I was just wondering-
Harry: *sighs* *pauses* In the Chamber of Secrets, the memory had him in 5th year…
yeah, he wasn’t a virgin
Seamus: Imagine being the lass to do the frick-frack with ol’ Dark Lord Voldy
Dean: The Gryffindor boy’s dorm; the place where we can talk about sex with the Dark Lord but not say the word sex.
Seamus: *throws pillow at Dean*
Neville: *after pause* Doing the Do with You Know Who.
Ron: He Who Must Not Be Laid

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Person: ‘I can’t believe summers over already’
Me: ‘yeah sure yeah sucks man’
Inside my head: 🍂🎃🦇🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🍂🎃🦇🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🦇🍂🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃🍂🦇🕷🕸🍁🍬⚰️🎇🎃

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elitefourkylewantstobattle:

archiemcphee:

Beginning last summer Twitter user @fuguhitman began illustrating his personal backlog of bird-bread puns. His first starchy birb was the Sparroll and he claims to have at least 20 to work through. With 9 completed thus far, we have one question for him: why did you wait so long to share these works of punny goodness with the world?

Follow @fuguhitman on Twitter to make sure you don’t miss out on the rest of the breadbird flock and little bonus birbs such as this chocolate chick cookie:

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[via NOTCOT.]

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