SEND ME A SHIP AND A NUMBER AND I’LL WRITE A SHORT FIC

elenothar:

arachnescurse:

molliehooper:

  1. soulmates au
  2. childhood best friends au
  3. teacher/student au
  4. teacher/single parent au
  5. one night stand and falling pregnant au
  6. meeting at a coffee shop au
  7. fake relationship au
  8. roommates au
  9. meeting online au
  10. high school popular kid/nerd au
  11. partners in crime au
  12. writer and editor au
  13. co-stars au
  14. lab partners au
  15. meeting in the E.R/A&E au
  16. brand new neighbours au
  17. meeting at a party whilst drunk au
  18. waking up with amnesia au
  19. parents meeting when they take their kids to class au
  20. dysfunctional relationship au
  21. best friends sibling auĀ 
  22. two miserable people meeting at a wedding au
  23. meeting on a train ride au
  24. literally bumping into each other au
  25. librarian/avid reader au
  26. sitting on the same park bench au
  27. meeting at a support group au
  28. knocking on the wrong door au
  29. going away to war au
  30. tourist/knowledgeable local au
  31. prostitute/client au
  32. doctor/companion au
  33. celebrity/fan au
  34. meeting at a masquerade ball au
  35. one of them trying to get the other one off of drugs au
  36. living in a society where their love is taboo au
  37. meeting in prison au
  38. cop/person getting a speeding ticket au
  39. long distance relationship au
  40. exes meeting again after not speaking for years au
  41. ghost/living person au
  42. star-crossed lovers au
  43. falling in love with their best friend’s partner au
  44. one of them being diagnosed with a terminal illness au
  45. pretending to hate each other au
  46. nanny/single parent au
  47. meeting at a festival au
  48. meeting again at a high school reunion au
  49. boss/intern au
  50. going through a divorce au

FUCK YEAH LET’S DO THIS AGAIN PEOPLE

Because I am still hella bored

Any fandom you’ve recently seen on my dash goes.

One of my favorite things that would happen from time to time on set would be when Carrie would sing old songs. Whenever that would happen I would offer her my hand and we would waltz around the set – on a starship, in a Rebel base, on an alien planet, and she would sing and we would dance. So surreal and beautiful to think about now. For all of her delicious, wicked humor and fiery energy she also had such sweet grace. I miss her dearly.

aria-lerendeair:

love-in-mind-palace:

tomfooleryprime:

Writing is a process that often undergoes heavy edits… that includes responding to feedback.Ā 

Never ever fucking leave comments like this on any fic. Just never. It damages the writers and their confidence.Ā 

Readers who reach out and see if I’m okay because life threw me a fucking curveball and I hadn’t updated in a while (as is the case now)? Ā AMAZING. Ā I love you all.Ā 

Readers who passive aggressively tell me my lack of updating something I do in my free time inconveniences them, or that my chapters should be longer? Ā Please see the door, you twatwaffle. Ā 

PSA

theroyalfrogman:

Please don’t let your cat outside.

Please don’t let your cat outside.

Please don’t let your cat outside.

Cats decimate bird populations.

Cats can get lost.

Cats can be hit by cars.

Cats can get into fights.

Cats can get diseases.

You may say your cat is different.

Your cat is NOT different when it comes to instinct.

For the love of God. Please. Do. Not. Let. Your. Cat. Outside.

ornitheologist:

obi-one-drop:

theitalianscrub:

soridoru:

celticpyro:

frostedpuffs:

@staff how is a photoset of my cat playing with his toy nsfw????????????????????????????????

*sigh* Tumblr’s censorship system works on an algorithm and bases what counts as ā€œlewdā€ on how many flesh-colored pixels are in the picture. I’m not sure exactly how it works for text posts, but that’s how it goes for photos and that’s why something completely innocent will be blocked while actual hardcore porn won’t. It may be your cat but there were too many peach/beige/brown pixels in it so the algorithm thought it was porn.

Honestly this is good to know for artists as well. Ā Thank you for informing how the damn thing works.

THAT’S how its decided????? That’s the DUMBEST way of deciding it ever!!!!

I’m dying because my couch is beige and apparently that’s why the pics of my cat were flagged

god is THAT why a picture of a salamander on my hand got flagged. Good grief.