that misuse of commas things sounds like my last shitty creative writing teacher, who downgraded several of my essays and pieces purely because she didn’t think i was using commas well. how boring and awful do you have to be to leave a comment like that and care THAT MUCH about how commas are used like please just Go Away eugh lol

robotmango:

COMMAS ARE TO BE RATIONED CAREFULLY AND ONLY USED IN CASES OF DIRE NEED. OUR PLANET’S COMMA STOCK WAS GREATLY DEPLETED ROUGHLY 100 YEARS AGO BY PROUST, THAT BEAUTIFUL LONGWINDED BASTARD