siterlas:

fallen angels choosing their own religion

#a nation in exile #fallen angels still going to church #fallen angels refusing to go to church #fallen angels going to the mosque #fallen angels praying five times a day facing mecca #fallen angels fasting during ramadhan #fallen angels leaving the abrahamic ideology altogether #buddhist fallen angels and hindu fallen angels #fallen angels reading the quran #’remember when gabriel revealed the quran to the prophet?’#’yes gabriel was very excited about that’ #fallen angels burning incense #fallen angels going to confession #fallen angels having no ancestors to pray to #’does our father count?’ #fallen angels fasting during lent #fallen angels laughing at mel gibson’s passion movie and crying at dogma #fallen angels on the haj #fallen angels going on pilgrimage to see hagiographic relics #’i was the one who spoke to her y’know she was very kind but i think i scared her’ #fallen angels refusing to sing any of the traditional christmas carols because they have their own songs #fallen angels alone in their houses of worship and its gods visit them curiously #’fancy seeing you here’ #fallen angels wearing saint medallions #fallen angels carrying prayer beads #fallen angels wondering if they get a patron saint

writing smut like

thisiswhymomworries:

3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

charminglyantiquated:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

so i uh

I really liked this idea

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audreyii-fic:

oxford-haze:

eowyn-daughterofkings:

aatrunko:

lizziekeiper:

frankenwhale:

oddlyclad:

xcgirl08:

#cinematic masterpiece

#I secretly rate every action packed film 0-the mummy

Every once in a great while, I will tell somebody “You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance.”

…And then I’ll be sad, because they have no idea what I’m talking about. 

I only gamble with my life, never my money.

The Mummy fandom on Tumblr is hella strong

What up mummy fandom I didn’t know existed! Loved this movie. Need to watch it again.

I quote “You’re on the wrong side of the river” constantly.

I’m going to grad school soon to be a librarian and I can’t wait to get drunk and quote all of Evy’s lines.

I’m an archaeology student and I recently re-watched this and the instant they made it clear that it was set in the 1920s I was completely cool with everything about it because archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up.

archaeology in the 1920s was mostly drinking and blowing things up

It’s okay. Really.

rex-luscus:

Well I’m a few days into a new fandom, I’ve been browsing through the tags, and I’ve got something to say. 

Not because I enjoy the sound of my own voice, but because I’m seeing a lot of young people, many of whom seem new(ish) to fandom, and who maybe haven’t heard someone say this yet:

You can like whatever character you want. Which character you crush on or identify with doesn’t say anything about you – or rather, it does, but we would have to know you to know what exactly it says about you. No stranger on the internet can infer anything about you based on which characters you like.  

You can also ship that character with whomever you like, and that too does not say anything about you, except – see above. 

You can read and write about terrible things, and it doesn’t mean you are endorsing those terrible things in real life. 

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