duvgaleni:

having finally watched the star trek beyond trailer i have concluded that rather than hating fun and also ourselves we should all focus on the following excellent list of positives

  • isn’t star trek into darkness
  • quality spones bickering
  • that one moment where karl urban turns around and literally morphs into deforest kelley via a glitch in spacetime
  • SCOTTY!!!!
  • isn’t star trek into darkness
  • chris pine clearly having the time of his life being captain kirk, which is appropriate as james t. kirk is also having the time of his life being captain kirk
  • isn’t star trek into darkness

apocalypse-patisserie:

“So a manicorn.”

LISTEN, DEAN.

WE LET YOU NAME ONE THING.

THE ONE THING.

AND YOU NAMED IT JEFFERSON FUCKING STARSHIPS

AND NOW YOU’VE DECIDED
TO KEEP NAMING LITERALLY EVERYTHING

WE DID NOT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU THOSE PRIVILEGES.

S T O P

rickonnstark:

MAN i love anything and everything gothic americana like think about southwestern gothic with flickering motel lights and thieves and snakes hiding in sunset deserts, but also new england gothic with deep dark woods and bodies sunk into the bottom of freezing lakes, and appalachian gothic with dirty-feet tangle-haired children and small crumbling houses and the wind whistling eerily, and even midwest gothic with lonely tractors rusting away in the sunlight and endless plains and plains of vast nothingness as far as the eye can see, florida gothic (old bones sunk into the swamp), wisconsin gothic (the town’s been snowed in for weeks now, who knows what’s happening up there), california gothic (they don’t call ‘em ghost towns for nothing), colorado gothic (something’s living up in those mountains and it only comes out at night) and of course southern gothic to rule them all, a landscape of witchery, poverty, hellfire and damnation