Hey. Stop that. Spelling and grammar is NOT a joke. It is a VERY serious matter.
u kno wat else is serious?? i am want lasagna but i cannot hav. every day i cri but no lasagna. do u kno how pain 2 cry?? no. u only think about urself.Ā
You know pain? You cry everyday? Get diagnosed with MMD (if you even know what that is) and THEN come talk to me about serious issues you prick.
imagine trying to one-up someone crying about lasagnaĀ
hi yes Iād like to put real reasons to cry to the test. You want lasagna, so you cry? I want a stable family with a mother who isnāt dying of cancer, I want people to actually ask if Iām okay, I want people to actually be there for me, I want people to stop taking serious matters lightly, I fucking want to have friends who donāt constantly put me down when I ask them to stop, I want my dad to actually do something that doesnāt involve hiding from family issues. Quit hitching about lasagna, crack open a book, and get off of tumblr.
made a lovecraftian horror snowman and derpshark on the roof, not being able to go anywhere else because of the megablisters I got from walking to the Lincoln Monument in the blizzard yesterday
i found you asleep in the stacks. weāre closed. please go home.
iām too short to reach the top shelf and too stubborn to get a stool. you watched me take a running leap for it before you offered to grab the book for me
you reserved the book i wanted to check out first and i hate you for it
no, i cannot help you find your textbook if you donāt know what itās called.Ā āit has a blue coverā doesnāt help
you have rented and returned the entire buffy the vampire series in the span of 8 days. are you okay.
you said that shakespeare was dumb while checking out fight club and i am ready to Fight You
you saw me dancing to my ipod while reshelving books. please donāt judge me. or tell my boss.
Iām always pulling books you reserved so Iāve started leaving little notes in them for you.
WHY DID YOU ANNOTATE A LIBRARY BOOK IN PEN.
someone left a comment card in the suggestions box that saysĀ āthe reference librarian is super cuteā and now all of the reference librarians are arguing over who itās for
i walked in on you and your boyfriend making out in the upper level and now french lit is ruined for me forever
your study group ordered pizza to the library and you let me have some
you brought your drunk friend to the library and then left them passed out in the play section. why would you do this.
you keep watching baby animal videos on youtube without headphones on and i should yell all you but theyāre really cute baby animals
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