backwardstieandblueeyes:

GUYS. I saw the preview and thought it was very strange that Dean freaked out when Cas touched his shoulder, because Cas always touches his shoulder. I mean look at his face. Dean is super weirded out.

But why would he be weirded out? I looked at all of the pictures of Castiel holding on to Dean’s shoulder and I realized…

Lucifer has his hand on the wrong shoulder.

Dean knows that’s not Cas because he isn’t grabbing the correct shoulder. Excuse me while I go throw things.

copperbadge:

captn-sara-holmes:

copperbadge:

captn-sara-holmes:

Okay me and @everyworldneedslove are dicking around on Marvel.coms character profiles because I was curious as to how much Hawkeye supposedly weighs.

And he clocks in at 230lbs. Bucky is 260lbs, Tony is 225lbs and Steve….is 220lbs.

HOW IS HE THE LIGHTEST. Tell me, please. Or that’s years of Tony-being-squashed-by-super-soldier-weight fanfic OUT THE WINDOW.

In CA2′s museum exhibit scene, one of the displays says he’s 240, if that’s any help 😀 Probably they got 220 from Chris Evans’s actual weight – it’s what he says he weighs when he bulks up for Cap. 

Mind you, RDJ is nowhere near 225 (I think Men’s Health said he bounced between 150 and 180 for Sherlock Holmes/Tony Stark) so who effin’ knows. Maybe Steve’s muscles are ultralight or something. 

(Bucky’s 260 is probably mostly hardware. That arm’s probably between thirty and forty pounds, plus I bet you can’t get him on a scale without like, ten pounds of small arms at least. He’s not undressin’ in front of all you punks without his Glock.)

Now I am thanking you for the mental image of Bucky Barnes scowling and removing weapons from his underwear before being forced onto a scale by a tiny SHIELD medic.

Well, you know he has a soft spot for tiny, bossy blondes. 

I’m just picturing his regular weigh-in day to make sure he’s keeping his weight up, everyone has it on their calendars because he’s like Mr. Broody Fine-Sixpack. 

Bucky: Why are there nine nurses in this room?
Tiny Bossy Medic: Peer review.
Bucky: What are they reviewin’ exactly?
Tiny Bossy Medic: Don’t you mind them, Mr. Barnes, just take your shirt off, please.

The industry insider confirmed that the Black Widow character is widely considered “unusable” within the toy industry. “She has a tight black outfit. Our main customer is concerned with ‘family values,’” said the insider.

sweatpantsandcoffee.com

So if I’m understand this correctly, they have no issues with these films in which she’s in said tight black outfit being marketed to children and families, but when she’s in toy form, it suddenly becomes unacceptable? 

Have they considered not selling Cap toys where he’s in his uniform, then, since it too is skin tight? We don’t want the Ameribooty corrupting our youth, after all. 

The cognitive dissonance in these arguments is astounding. 

(via fyeahmcublackwidow)

They’ve set up a perfect Catch-22. If you define the two main consumers of superhero films as young boys and young male adults, the only roles for a woman that validate her time on screen are being sexual enough to be ogled and sexualized but wholesome enough to be played with without any fear of sexualization.

What would happen if they made a Black Widow action figure that, instead of being in her catsuit, was in the hoodie she wore when she and Steve were undercover in the mall? What’s preventing that?

(via allofthefeelings)