prokopetz:

whitmerule:

tawghasa:

pickkled-ginger:

anotherwellkeptsecret:

drjohnlock:

thesmileoctopus:

onetwothreemany:

momtngirl:

wolframalpha:

In case you were wondering what your species name is: https://wolfr.am/arC0eJ4f

(Our is Cataclysta Polyrrapha)

Made with Wolfram Language and explained in this Community post: https://wolfr.am/arBSPxnq

It’s a scarab beetle. I don’t know how to feel about this…

I AM BUFO DANIELAE. I AM A TOAD. OF COURSE I AM A TOAD.

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

ALSO KNOWN AS

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU BIRD PEOPLE AND YOUR COMMON NAMES

I’m Ectypia Jessica, which is apparently a type of mouth. Nice~

I’m a grey-faced tit-babbler

Aw!

Imma FROG

… apparently I am the king cobra. I feel rather special.

I’m a species of dwarf hunting spider so obscure that no publicly accessible photographs of it exist. It doesn’t even have its own Wikipedia page!

I vote Indian

We are certainly covering our South Asian bases, aren’t we

Actually real talk the best best best food I’ve ever put in my mouth in DC was Himalayan, but that place doesn’t deliver to my house anymore :((((((((

tfw when you’ve started following the authors in a new fandom on ao3 and they post things from the other fandoms they’re in and it’s just

sirpatrictstewartrecoiling.jpg

I mean fandom is an amazing thing and you do you but DAMN